THE REVENGE OF HURRICANE ISAAC

Cleveland, Ohio is far away from Hurricane Isaac.  This city isn't even close.  And while Conservative politician speak from their pulpits in the Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida, party crasher Hurricane Isaac is wrecking havoc across the Gulf of Mexico region of the United States.  And with Tampa Bay, Florida on the Gulf of Mexico region of the United States, poor Mitt Romney is in constant danger of being washed away into sea by Hurricane Isaac.  However, Cleveland, Ohio isn't close to the sea.  It's close to Lake Erie.  Lake Erie doesn't suffer from hurricanes like Tampa Bay, Florida does.  And so while I'm safe and dry, the Conservatives are being pounded by rain and wind storms racing at breakneck speed.  And though nearby business will still earn their sale, the weather conditions continue to be less than ideal.  For today is the day that Hurricane Isaac, the level one hurricane the size of Texas from the Caribbean seeks revenge for the death of his sister Hurricane Katrina.  Run and hide, for today is the day that Hurricane Isaac shall continue to seek revenge against the entire Conservative Republican Party.  Bring your umbrella Conservatives in Tampa Bay, Florida because you're going to need it. 
Meanwhile, in New Orleans, the levee is much too dangerously overflowing with water.  Soon, the entire city of New Orleans will be submerged yet again.  The horrified citizens of New Orleans, Louisiana are running in fear and terror. 
And the entire state of Texas, the same exact size of Hurricane Isaac cries out to New Orleans, Louisiana, "Give us some of your extra water if you're not going to need it anytime soon.  Our fields are dying, our lakes and rivers are drying up.  We're still suffering from a drought." 
And the entire city of New Orleans, Louisiana said, "We'll be more than willing to give you all of our extra water if it's possible because we don't want to be flooded.  But modern technology makes that impossible." 
And so Hurricane Isaac's thirst for revenge for the death of his sister Hurricane Katrina continues to terrorize the Conservative Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida. 
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