THE CHANCE FOR RAIN TODAY

So Gentle Reader, it sort of goes like this.  The weather reports found on the Internet said that there's a 60% chance for rain.  There's also a 40% chance of rain.  Those who are alive and breathing are torn on the issue.  Ducks, fish, plants and those suffering from a drought (With lakes and rivers drying up) wants rain to fall.  The rest of us would rather have rain fall at night when everybody is asleep.  It's not known what side of the controversy GOD is going to be supporting.  And then we have Tampa Bay, Florida.  Why should I care about Tampa Bay, Florida if I'm living in Cleveland, Ohio.  Gentle Reader, I'm glad you asked that question.  You see, Mitt Romney is going to have his Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida.  Tropical Storm Isaac also wants to visit Tampa Bay, Florida the same month, week and day that Mitt Romney is going to have his Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida.  Two conclusions can be drawn from this.
1.  Mitt Romney having his Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida the same day that Tropical Storm Isaac is planning to visit Tampa Bay, Florida is strictly a coincidence.
2.  GOD is a Liberal Democrat who wants President Barack Obama to win the Presidential Election.  And in that regard, is metaphorically striking down Mitt Romney and the Conservative Republican Party with a metaphorical lightening bolt in the form of Tropical Storm Isaac. 
Since I'm a Liberal Democrat who supports President Barack Obama, I would like to think that option number two is the deciding factor.  However, scientific truth and accuracy insists that option number one is the deciding factor.  Gentle Reader, I'll allow you to decide the significance of Tropical Storm Isaac wanting to be invited to Mitt Romney's Conservative Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida.  Oh yes, it's going to be a bumpy ride folks.  My advice to Conservative Republicans going to Mitt Romney's Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida comes in three parts...
1.  Vote for President Barack Obama instead.
2.  Bring your umbrella because you're going to need it.
3.  Vote for President Barack Obama instead.
Gentle Reader, this may not be the sort of thing you would want to here, but Tropical Storm Isaac might be an enemy that Mitt Romney might not be able to defeat so easily.  You can't stop a Tropical Storm from mowing down the Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay, Florida.  Of course, we're assuming that Tropical Storm Isaac doesn't turn into Hurricane Isaac and really rocks the house down by crashing Mitt Romney's Republican National Convention.
Here are some photos of actress and possible rock star (She recorded songs for soundtrack albums, but never recorded an actual rock album yet) Debby Ryan.