LINGERIE MODEL #21: What's wrong Diane Kruger?
DIANE KRUGER: The Die Hard Cop didn't attack me yet.
LINGERIE MODEL #21: Were you expecting to be attacked and killed?
DIANE KRUGER: Of course I don't want to die. However, by the same token, I'd be insulted if I wasn't pretty enough to be attacked with the intention of being killed. Come on, I thought I was pretty enough for at least a half hearted murder attack.
LINGERIE MODEL #21: Don't worry, the night is still young, there's still a chance for a violent attack from the Die Hard Cop.
DIE HARD COP (Yelling from the ventilation shaft): Somebody help me! I'm stuck in the ventilation shaft and I can't get out. I'm a man in distress.
Diane Kruger fired a bullet into the ventilation shaft until the Die Hard Cop died of bullet wounds inside the ventilation shaft.
LINGERIE MODEL #21: Well that was anti-climatic.
DIANE KRUGER: They don't recruit Die Hard Cops like they used to.
LINGERIE MODEL #21: That particular Die Hard Cop from the Die Hard Police Station must've been an amateur.
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