Chloë Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore are busy promoting their roles as girl hating serial killers named Carrie White and her psychopath parent Margaret White in the fourth film adaptation of Stephen King's classic novel Carrie. Chloë Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore are not dressed as girl hating serial killers in this publicity appearance to promote their new horror film.
Don't dump pigs blood on her as part of a joke. Please don't make her angry. You don't want to see her when she's angry. Oh darn, it's too late. She's already gone crazy and serial killing psycho. This is what happens when you tease and bully the wrong pair of ladies. And this is Chloë Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore ruining teenage girls lives in a horrible mother and daughter serial killing attack at (What else) the Anytown U.S.A. High School Prom. A horror film version of high school prom isn't the same without a serial killing attack to ruin it. Don't forge the necessary drugs, alcohol and premarital sex with dim witted teenagers finding the stupidest reasons to seperate so the twins serial killers of Carrie White and Margaret White can kill them off one by one. Yup, it's woman against woman violence this time. All I can say is that three Carrie movies plus a fourth film on the way has been making Stephen King a very wealthy man.
Horror film guys should be careful about kissing Carrie White. It will be the romantic makeout moment that gentlemen will never forget. Carrie White the serial killer never makes out with dudes without very sharp knives and other deadly weapons. To say that Carrie White may be the second cousin of Jason Vorhees several times removed might be an understatement. Cue the scary music.
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