Sunday, October 7, 2012

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PANIC

Molly Ringwald woke up to a nightmare of being chased and attacked by a serial killer.  She tried to tell Ally Sheedy about her dream, but Ally Sheedy was lost in her memories.
Ally Sheedy wore a pretty white dress when she met the Scientist.
Ah yes, the Scientiest.  I remember that time.  It happened way back in the 1980's.  Ally Sheedy once dated a Scientist who was building a Robot.  The romance didn't work because the Robot was feeling up Ally Sheedy more often than the Scientist was.

And on this bright summer day, Molly Ringwald was very productive.  She had a lot to do on this wonderful Auttumn day.  Oh yes, she has done a lot of stuff with a bunch of people.  She done so much stuff in such a productive manner that it was hard to keep track of it all.  You know how it is.  People need to interview you.  People need to photograph you.  You hang out in hotels all day long.  You get room service in your hotel room.  It looks simple and easy, but it's actually very hard work.   It's so easy to get carried away with certain behavior when self actualization is never a requirement---At least in the world that Molly Ringwald lives in.  But life is better now.  Molly Ringwald found a much better hotel to live in.
 

 
 



 
 
 



 


  
 



 
 


 


 





 

 

 

 

 

 





Molly Ringwald looks so cool when she's sitting on the staircase.  Ally Sheedy is often in awe regarding how Molly Ringwald looks so cool when she's doing ordinary things like sitting on the staircase waiting for something huge to happen (Which never really does).
  Molly Ringwald has lots of skills and talents.  Dress making is one of those talents.





It was Molly Ringwald's birthday.  Molly Ringwald celebrated her birthday with a one night stand with somebody she never asked for the name of.

Other one night stands that Molly Ringwald eventually forgot about.



 





Ally Sheedy was hungry and she enjoyed a light snack.



Molly Ringwald also enjoyed a snack the exact second she lost the dumbass deadweight with the brithday cake (Which she enjoyed quite a lot).

Molly Ringwald had a fun time with a second gentleman she never asked for the name of inside a parked car in the parking lot of a nearby shopping mall.  Ally Sheedy also had a fun time with a gentleman she never asked for the name of at her apartment. 







 

True love often falls apart for Molly Ringwald.

After having a really happy time all night, Ally Sheedy left the gentleman behind without asking for the dude's name or number.  It was a one night stand after all.  Ally Sheedy located Molly Ringwald at the shopping mall where they hung out for a few hours.

Ally Sheedy was thankful for the chance to hang out with Molly Ringwald.  You see, Ally Sheedy needed help with her makeup application.  Molly Ringwald was always better at makeup application than Ally Sheedy ever could hope to be.

Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy loves to go dancing---A lot.




 
 
 
Forget rugby.  Forget football.  Forget basketball.  Those sports are too dangerous.  These days, track and field is the way to go.  Track and field are the best.  Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald once was part of the track and field team when they attended high school in the 1980's.  However, the 1980's is very far away now it's the year 2012.

 



A person can get bored soo quickly.  Finding creative ways to combat bordom can be a challenge sometimes.

Ally Sheedy had a lot on her mind as Molly Ringwald smoked a cigarette---At least, Ally Sheedy thought it was a cigarette.  It was sort of cigarette-like.









And after Molly Ringwald smoked her um, er, um cigarette, Molly Ringwald has an awkward conversation with Ally Sheedy.





And when Molly Ringwald got a headache, she took some aspirin and the headache was gone.  Aspirin is such a marvel to modern medicine.

And Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald walked up a staircase they shouldn't be exploring and into a warehouse that they shouldn't be exploring.  And they saw a man they shouldn't be interacting with murdering a person they never even met.  And they ran down the staircase and straight out of the door.  After running down the street for what appeared to be several blocks, both women stopped to rest while they were out of breath.
MOLLY:  What are we going to do?
ALLY:  What do you mean what we're going to do?  We're going to call the police.
MOLLY:  We need to go back there.  Maybe we can reason with the murderer.
ALLY:  Or maybe we'll end up becoming the next victims.
MOLLY:  Suppose he cleared out by now.
ALLY:  The dead body will still be there.  We can describe the murderer to the police.  The police will catch the criminal.  There's no argument.  I'm calling the police.
MOLLY:  Fine, have it your way.  I'm only going along with this under protest.
There was a loud clanging noise and both women turned around.  Nothing.  Ally frowned as she dialed a number in her cell phone.  What happened next was....
This story will be continued tomorrow....







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