Saturday, May 3, 2014

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS PART SIX

Mark Merehaige looked at Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor aka Lorde and she smiled in return.  She wasn't supposed to invite guys over to her safehouse, but then she wasn't supposed to wander out of her safehouse five times a day, but she did so anyway.  The two talked over glasses of wine as the ceiling fan spun overhead.
Mark said, "I have considered growing a garden bouquet composed of dandelion weeds, but I kept losing my nerve.  I don't know what's wrong with me."
Ella replied with a sour frown, "A garden bouquet composed of roses and tulips might be a better idea instead of a garden bouquet composed of dandelion weeds."
Mark replied, "Yeah, but the dandelion weeds are already available while the roses and the tulips are a bit harder to come by."
Ella replied, "You only need to travel almost next door to the garden supply store to purchase the necessary flower seeds if roses and tulips are what you desire."   
Mark said, "I understand that there is a party just beyond your bedroom door."
Ella replied, "That may be true, but you're not going beyond that door to the left into the party.  You're going out of the door to the right out on the street after we enjoy some sexual intercourse.  Either a girl enters the door to the left or a guy enters the door to the left.  A guy and a girl can't enter that door simultaneously.  A girl can't enter that door to the left and then the guy uses that same door a few minutes later.  A guy can't enter that door to the left and then the girl uses that same door a few minutes later.  A girl using the door to the left means that guys can't use that door anymore.  A guy using the door to the left means that girls can't use that door anymore.  I kept trying to find a way to switch off that silly little rule without success.  You could try to find another way to enter the party without using the door to the left."
Mark replied, "I don't want to use another way in.  I want to use the door to the left."
Ella replied, "Are you listening to what I'm telling you?  If I use the door to the left, then you'll never be able to use that door to the left ever again.  If you use the door to the left, then I'll never be able to use the door to the left ever again.  You can use the door to the right anytime you want, but I can't use the door to the right.  I'm not allowed to simply leave you behind in this room.  I can't use the door to the left until either you use the door to the right or you end up legally dead.  You can't simply leave me behind in this room.  Since I'm not allowed to use the door to the right, you can't use the door to the left until I'm legally dead.  However, it's simply easier for everybody if you leave through the door to the right so there won't have to be any fatalities."
Mark lovingly kissed Ella before saying, "I don't want to murder you, but I need to use the door and I'm not interested in using the door to the right."
Ella loving kissed Mark before saying, "We can enjoy sex and then you'll leave through the door to the right.  I'm sorry, but I'm very insistent on this."
Mark moved towards the door to the left.  Ella stood up and stood between Mark and the door to the left.  She smiled as she blocked the use of the door to the left. 
Ella said, "Don't you dare touch that doorknob." 
Mark replied, "I'll touch that doorknob anytime I want to.  What are you going to do about it?"
Ella replied, "Well, I guess I'll be forced to kill you.  Such a shame.  We were having such really nice sex, but now it's time for us to fight to the death instead."
Mark dug a knife between Ella's breasts and she gasped in pain.  She didn't fall to the floor in a puddle of blood, so he stabbed her between her breasts five more times.
He tried to move the door to the left open, but Ella grabbed the doorknob that opened the door to the left also.  She smiled as she used her left hip pressed against the door to the left to prevent him from using the door.  He stabbed her between her breasts three more times. 
 Ella grabbed him and she dragged him to the door to the right as he stabbed her between her breasts five more times.  She stumbled and almost fell dead, but she kept moving towards the door to the right despite the knife wounds that were dripping her blood on the floor.
Ella opened the door to the right and shoved him out of the door.  He grabbed Ella by the portion of her bra strap that rested on her spine and pulled her out of the door to the right also.  Ella tried to punch him and he dodged the blow.  Ella punched him three times and he responded by stabbed her between her breasts.  He punched Ella in the face.
Mark stabbed Ella between her breasts and she found herself falling to the ground against her wishes.  She tried to stand up to a crawl and he responded by stabbing her in the back ten times.
Ella said, "I don't know what your problem is, but I'm going to stop you no matter what."
He picked her up and stabbed her between her breasts five times.  Ella drooled blood as he dropped her into a crumpled heap.
Mark said, "You're not going to be a threat against me much longer.  It doesn't look as if you're going to be alive a few seconds from now."
Ella rolled on her back as she looked up at the night sky.  Ella said, "It doesn't matter if I'm dying, you still must be stopped."
Mark replied, "Too bad you're not the girl who will stop me."
He stabbed her five times between her breasts and she gasped in pain as she tried to stand up, but her dying body was unable to move.  Ella started to cry when it got harder for her to breathe.
Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor aka Lorde closed her eyes and she died.  Ella is legally dead.  Mark reentered the building and entered the door to the left.  He can now use the door to the left because Ella hasn't been left behind in the Safehouse bedroom.  And you know that's true because Ella has been murdered and the girl is legally dead. 
******
Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup moved their way through the aquarium.  Side by side the two women walked.  They both were the only women in the aquarium.  Neither of them seemed to notice nor did neither of them seem to care.   
Jessica Stroup said, "We should get together for breakfast.  We should find a restaurant that serves pancakes and get ourselves a really great meal."
Jessica Lowndes said, "Tonight has been a really long night.  It would be great to have a relaxing breakfast.  You can count me in."
 Jessica Lowndes paused before she added, "Do you have a restaurant in mind?"
Jessica Stroup replied, "I really don't have a restaurant in mind.  I figured that we'll just keep wandering around until we find a restaurant that serves a really great pancakes."
 Jessica Lowndes said, "Or we could cook ourselves a really great pancake breakfast."
Jessica Stroup said, "I'm not in the mood to cook pancakes when morning returns.  I'll eat a home cooked pancake breakfast if you're cooking."
 Jessica Lowndes said, "I'm not in the mood to cook anything either.  Let's roam around the city until we find a restaurant that serves a really great pancake breakfast."
Jessica Stroup replied, "That sounds like a really great idea.  I'll be in the mood for restaurant food when this really long evening is finally done."
 Jessica Lowndes said, "This has been the worst evening in my life."
Jessica Stroup replied, "I think everybody is in agreement that this has been the worst evening for everybody involved.  The good thing about tonight is that morning eventually has to arrive."
 Jessica Stroup lead the way and Jessica Lowndes followed as the two women left the aquarium to depart towards the night covered cityscape.  And traffic raced past them in the streets as the two women walked close to each other single file and framed by the front entrance to the aquarium.  Jessica Stroup almost fell backwards into Jessica Lowndes, but her right hand gripped the door handle prevented her tumble backwards. 
 Jessica Stroup tripped a second time and almost fell backwards against Jessica Lowndes, but again her right hand gripped the door handle.  Jessica Stroup's tumble backwards into Jessica Lowndes was aborted by her grip on the door handle for a second time. 
The two women finally exited the aquarium and into the night covered streets.  Jessica Lowndes checked her cell phone as she walked past a sheet of glass to be installed into a soon to be repaired window.  She nearly tripped and fell sideways into the sheet of glass.
Jessica Stroup said, "I'm not normally so clumsy."
Jessica Lowndes replied, "I know what you mean.  I'm not normally so clumsy either." 
Jessica Stroup said, "It's a good thing that window is finally being repaired.  That broken window was really starting to become an eyesore."
Jessica Lowndes replied, "It only took a year and a half to repair that window."
Jessica Stroup tripped and almost fell against Jessica Lowndes causing them both to fall into the sheet of glass.  Jessica Lowndes grabbed a potted plant and restored balance for both women.
Jessica Lowndes turned to face Jessica Stroup.  Jessica Stroup almost tripped and fell forward against Jessica Lowndes breasts on breasts and vagina on vagina.  Jessica Stroup restored her balance quickly and easily. 
Jessica Lowndes said, "I didn't drink any alcohol yet and I'm already tripping over my feet."
Jessica Stroup replied, "The sidewalk is crumbled and cracked.  It's easy to trip with loose sidewalk concrete below us.  I shouldn't worry to much about it."
Jessica Lowndes said, "I've been invited into the Safehouse party.  What about you?  Are you coming along with me too?"
Jessica Lowndes almost tripped and fell backwards into the sheet of glass.  She restored her balance.
Jessica Stroup said, "I wouldn't miss the Safehouse party for anything."
Jessica Lowndes said, "So we're walking in the same direction."
Jessica Stroup almost tripped and fell sideways against Jessica Lowndes against a cluster of bicycles fallen sideways on the sidewalk.  Both women restored their balance quickly.
Jessica Stroup replied, "Yeah, I guess we're walking in the same direction."
Jessica Lowndes said, "I thought you were going to get some gymnastics practice done."
Jessica Lowndes almost tripped and fell backwards against Jessica Stroup rear end against vagina and spine against breasts.  Both women restored their balance.
Jessica Stroup replied, "I can always practice gymnastics tomorrow."
Jessica Lowndes said, "Gymnastics practice after a pancake breakfast is always fun."
Bicycle Man picked up one of his bicycles and almost had it fall against both women.  Both Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes dodged the falling bicycle in time.
Jessica Stroup said, "I see something in the parking lot.  Care to join me?"
Jessica Lowndes replied, "I'll go ahead into the Safehouse party instead."
Jessica Lowndes almost tripped and fell against Jessica Stroup vagina on rear end and breasts on spine.  Both women restored balance in time.
Jessica Lowndes continued, "Be careful and don't take any unnecessary risks."
Jessica Stroup replied, "Would you expect anything different from me?"
Both women hugged and pressed their bodies together.  Jessica Stroup almost tripped and caused the two women still hugging each other tightly to fall to the floor on top of each other still in an embrace.  Balance was restored just in time.
And so Jessica Lowndes entered the Safehouse party while Jessica Stroup slowly checked out the parking lot.  Nothing.  The girl frowned as she turned towards the Safehouse.  She heard a noise behind her.  Jessica Stroup spun around a second time.  Nothing.  She returned her attention towards the safehouse party and walked towards it.  Bicycle Man nearly rode is bike into Jessica Stroup and she nearly fell backwards into a potted plant and onto the ground.  She merely dodged the bicycle in time and cursed Bicycle Man for not looking where he was going.
 Jessica Stroup entered the safehouse to enjoy the party inside it.
******
Julia Louis-Dreyfus wasn't sure who was standing behind her, but she wasn't about to let him speak. 
Mark Merehaige asked, "Excuse me Miss..."
Julia replied, "Look, I'm trying to reapply my makeup.  There was something wrong with the original way I applied my makeup because I kept attracting stupid losers like you.  So excuse me, I would like to reapply my makeup without being interrupted by dummies like you."
Mark Merehaige replied, "But Miss..."
Julia was still reapplying her makeup when she said, "Look, can this wait?  Hold on a second, it's something that can wait a few decades before telling me.  I'll tell you what, I'll listen if you wait a few decades before interrupting my makeup reapplication."
 Mark Merehaige said, "I'm sorry Miss but..."
Julia was still reapplying her makeup when she said, "I'd be sorry too if I was a stupid brainless loser like you.  Now will you stop interrupting my makeup reapplication.  Applying makeup is an art and it can't be ruined by being constantly interrupted by dummies like you."
Mark Merehaige said, "Will you please pretend to be interested in hearing me speak?"
Julia still was reapplying her makeup when she said, "If it isn't important to email...No wait.  I don't want your e-mail.  Don't bother writing it down either.  I'm only going to crumple it up and toss it away into the trash can."
 
Mark Merehaige asked, "Hold on a second Miss, you're the lady who brags about being easy going enough to play house with nerds and neurotic basket cases?"
Julia replied as she continued to reapply her makeup, "Yuck, that's so gross.  There's a huge difference between pretending to like playing house with losers and actually playing house with a loser is two different things."
 Mark Merehaige continued, "Well anyway, as I was saying..."
Julia continued to reapply her makeup as she said, "I'm going to call security and have you escorted out of this building if you don't get the fuck out of my face goddamn it."
Julia Louis-Dreyfus finished applying her makeup and she walked away from Mark Merehaige without turning around to find out who she was even talking to.  And Mark Merehaige didn't bother to follow her.  And that suited her just fine.  And as Julia continued walking, she felt a sense of peace and comfort that she was no longer forced to interact with somebody who made her feel uncomfortable.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus summoned Emmanuelle Chriqui towards her. 
Julia said, "Do you see that person who was making unwanted conversation with me while I was trying to apply my makeup?"
Emmanuelle replied, "Yeah, I saw the conversation from a safe distance unnoticed by anybody except for you."
 Emmanuelle paused for a second before she asked, "Do you want me to do something about that creep you kept interrupting your makeup application?"
Julia replied, "Show him out of the door and make sure he never returns to this building ever again.  I can't allow anybody to think they could just walk into here uninvited anytime they want.  There has to be standards for entry or else anybody could walk into here without invitation."
 Julia continued, "You're a smart girl Emmanuelle, I'm sure you can show this person to the door and convince him that it would be better if he never attempts to return ever again."
Emmanuelle replied, "Trust me when I say that jerk won't interrupt you when you're trying to apply your makeup ever again.  I'll show him out of the door right this minute."
Emmanuelle Chriqui walked away from Julia Louis-Dreyfus in search for the person who interrupted her makeup application.  Julia smiled with satisfaction as she returned her attention to the party now that there are no longer anymore unwanted intruder problems for her to worry about.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus watched as Emmanuelle Chriqui vanished down the nearby hallway before she turned her attention towards other matters. 
 Emmanuelle Chriqui approached Jessica Stroup and said, "Some creep interrupted Julia Louis-Dreyfus as she tried to apply makeup.  It's my job to escort the creep out of the building and make sure he never returns to this building anymore.  We don't want losers and dummies to think they could just walk into this building anytime they want."
Jessica replied, "It sounds like a fun task.  Count me in."
 Jessica asked, "So where is this makeup application interrupting creep vanished to?"
Emmanuelle replied, "I don't know, but he's still inside this building.  He won't be able to make anymore unwanted conversations with Julia as long as the two of us girls are constantly looking for him and threatening to toss him out of the building."
 Jessica asked, "Hold on, is that him?"
Emmanuelle replied, "He's the only guy in the building so it would have to be him.  It's time for us both to toss him out of the building and make sure he never returns into the building."
 Jessica asked, "Do you have a strategy?"
Emmanuelle replied, "I grab his left arm and you grab his right arm.  And we simply lead him out of the door, slam the door shut and lock the door behind him.  It's as simple as that."
In her pursuit of Mark Merehaige, Jessica Stroup charged ahead of Emmanuelle Chriqui so quickly, that Jessica lost track of Emmanuelle.  Mark spotted Jessica and he quickly raced from one hallway to another.  The only thing that Mark Merehaige wanted to do was have a conversation with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, but Jessica Stroup's obsession with throwing him out of the building was getting in the way of that.  Tossing Mark Merehaige out of the building should've been an easy task for Jessica and she kept hoping that the task will continue to be easy for her to perform.
Jessica Stroup spotted Mark Merehaige and she said with a smile, "It looks like you're leaving the party early.  Don't try to stop me by murdering me because we both know that's the wrong thing for you to do.  You know you don't belong to this party."
Mark replied, "I don't want to kill you in self defense, but you're giving me no choice."
Mark tried to strangle Jessica Stroup and she punched him in the stomach.  He released his strangulation grip and doubled over in pain.
Jessica pulled out a water gun and she fired the water gun.  It was a special type of water gun which only Dandelion Girls can use that afflicts pain against Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killers.  Jessica Stroup smiled as she fired her water gun five more times.
Mark said as he fell to the ground, "I thought you girls never had those things."
Jessica replied with a smile, "You guessed wrong asshole."
Jessica kicked him as she fired her water gun five more times.
Mark continued to lie on the ground as Jessica fired her water gun while kicking him at the same time.  Charlie Cheerleader entered the building, but the room was designed in such a way that only all girls or all guys can occupy the room.  The only way to stay in the room is to kill the nearest Dandelion Girl.  Jessica Stroup will need to lie down on top of Mark Merehaige to check his pulse.  The only way for Charlie Cheerleader to stop her from doing so and check Mark's pulse instead is to murder the girl at the first possible opportunity.  Jessica Stroup continued to smile as she kicked him and fired her water gun ten times against her target.
Charlie Cheerleader stabbed Jessica Stroup from behind.  The girl dropped her water gun as she dropped to the floor in a sitting position as her blood dripped out of her and into a nearby puddle.  She tried to stand up only to be stabbed between her breasts.  Jessica Stroup looked up at Charlie Cheerleader as the dying woman tried to reach for her water gun.
Charlie Cheerleader said, "I shall murder you if you reach for you water gun."
Jessica said, "Then you better kill me because I'm determined to kill you both."
Charlie Cheerleader stabbed Jessica Stroup between her breasts before stepping on her water gun and breaking it.  Jessica lay down on the floor face up as the girl started dying.  She tried to stand up, but she was losing too much blood to make that possible.  The nubile sexually seductive girl was about to be defeated and there was nothing she can do about it.
Charlie Cheerleader lay down on top of Mark Merehaige groin on groin and chest on chest as Jessica Stroup started dying nearby.  The moment both Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killers reached a powerful rush of emotion the same exact second that Jessica Stroup died.  Jessica Stroup is no longer alive.  Jessica Stroup is legally dead.
In her pursuit of Mark Merehaige, Emmanuelle Chriqui charged ahead of Jessica Stroup so quickly, that Emmanuelle lost track of Jessica.  Mark spotted Emmanuelle and he quickly raced from one hallway to another.  The only thing that Mark Merehaige wanted to do was have a conversation with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, but Emmanuelle Chriqui's obsession with throwing him out of the building was getting in the way of that.  Tossing Mark Merehaige out of the building should've been an easy task for Emmanuelle and she kept hoping that the task will continue to be easy for her to perform.  The task that should've been easy for her to perform has become more complicated.  Emmanuelle now needs to toss out both Mark Merehaige and Charlie Cheerleader with Jessica Stroup vanished without a trace and not answering Emmanuelle's telephone calls.  Emmanuelle shrugged her shoulders as she embarked on the quest to force both Mark Merehaige and Charlie Cheerleader out of the room.
Two Dandelion Girls stood in front of both Mark Merehaige and Charlie Cheerleader.  Both guys stood up.  Mark stabbed Dandelion Girl #1 between her breasts and she lay down legally dead.  Charlie stabbed Dandelion Girl #2 between her breasts and she lay down legally dead.
Rabbi Ralph and A Friendly Person approached Mark Merehaige and Charlie Cheerleader.
Mark said, "Jessica Stroup wasn't alone before we killed her.  She was joined by  Emmanuelle Chriqui.  Emmanuelle must be killed this exact second."
A Friendly Person said, "Don't look at me.  I just got here."
A Friendly Person approached Dandelion Girl #3 and asked, "Have you seen Emmanuelle Chriqui?"
Dandelion Girl #3 replied, "Screw you asshole."
A Friendly Person stabbed Dandelion Girl #3 between her breasts and she lay down legally dead.
Rabbi Ralph said, "That girl was rude."
Emmanuelle attacked Mark after kicking both A Friendly Person and Rabbi Ralph to the ground with the same kick."
Charlie Cheerleader said, "I found the girl."
Emmanuelle kicked Charlie Cheerleader to the ground before grabbing her water gun.  Emmanuelle summoned Dandelion Girl #4 towards her.
Emmanuelle said, "This is what happens to creep who defy me."
Dandelion Girl #4 said, "This should be fun."
A Friendly Person stabbed Dandelion Girl #4 between her breasts.  Dandelion Grl #4 lay down legally dead.  Rabbi Ralph stabbed Dandelion Girl #5 between her breasts.  Dandelion Girl #5 lay down legally dead.  The Liason, Lame Lad and  Car Lad entered the hallway.
The Liason said, "Oh wow, a girl.  We really need to kill her."
Car Lad said, "Please let me kill her.  Please let me kill her.  Please let me kill her."
Lame Lad said, "I'd rather have sex with her instead."
Emmanuelle said, "All three of you should drop dead."
Emmanuelle fired her water gun at the Liason, Lame Lad and Car Lad and all three lay down."
Emmanuelle grabbed Mark from behind.  The doomed nubile sexually seductive teenage girl pressed her breasts on his spine as she held Mark in a strangulation grip with her right arm."
Emmanuelle said, "Mark dies if you try to murder me to prevent my escape." 
Mark cried out, "Help me!  I'm in distress.  Somebody must kill Emmanuelle right now!"
Emmanuelle said, "Nobody can stop me from escaping with Mark as my hostage.  Nobody has the capacity to murder me to stop me from surviving to fight another day."
Charlie Cheerleader stood behind Emmanuelle and he stabbed her from behind.  He grabbed her water gun from her left hand and stepped on it.  Emmanuelle's water gun broke into tiny pieces.  Charlie stabbed Emmanuelle five more times before she released her hostage.
Emmanuelle said a she dropped to her knees, "This can't be happening.  I'm about to be defeated."
Charlie Cheerleader said, "Too bad your girls only party is about to be ruined with all the girls attending the party getting murdered one by one."
Charlie stabbed Emmanuelle between her breasts twelve times.
Emmanuelle's lipstick sparkled in the light as she lay down on the ground and she died.  Emmanuelle Chriqui is no longer alive.  Emmanuelle is legally dead.
Mark said, "Thanks for rescueing me."
The Liason said, "The way you killed that girl was cool."
Car Lad said, "We need to kill more girls that way."
Lame Lad said, "I still wanted to have sex with that dead girl."
Rabbi Ralph said, "Somebody needs to slap some common sense into Lame Lad's thick skull."
Charlie Cheerleader said, "We have more Dandelion Girls to murder before the Dandelion Girl Crises is finally over with all the Dandelion Girls legally dead forever."
******
Birthday Lad was tied to a chair and he looked at Lady Mary Charteris with scorn.
Birthday Lad said, "Do you hear that?  My allies are invading the Dandilion Girls Safehouse.  It won't take long before you are murdered and I'm rescued from captivity."
Lady Mary Charteris said, "Even if that were true, I'm still alive and all the Dandilion Girls under my command are still alive.  Nobody is close to killing me as long as my girls isn't suffering any fatalities.  So it looks as if you're not going anywhere."
Dandilion Girl stood behind Birthday Lad as he was tied to a chair.  She stood close enough for Birthday Lad to slam both of his hands that were tied together against Dandilion Girl #1's vagina.  Dandilion Girl #1 released a defeated groan before she lay down legally dead. 
 Lady Mary Charteris faced Marthe Wiggers before saying, "Go to the kitchen and check to see if the food that we prepared for Birthday Lad is ready."
Birthday Lad said, "Somebody will find out that I'm being held prisoner in the dinning room of the Dandilion Girl's Safehouse and murder all of you girls."
Marthe Wiggers said, "I told you once and I'll tell you again that we need to put a gag on Birthday Lad.  All of us girls will be closer to getting wiped out one by one all the way down to zero if he kills a second Dandilion Girl."
Dandilion Girl #2 bent over the dead body of Dandilion Girl #1.  With both of his hands still tied together, Birthday Lad grabbed the portion of Dandilion Girl #2's bra strap that rested on her spine and pulled her to the floor on top of Dandilion Girl #1 breasts on spine and vagina on rear end with both dead girls lying legally dead face down.  Dandilion Girl #2 is legally dead.
Marthe Wiggers asked, "I don't see the need to feed Birthday Lad if we're only going to kill him."
Jaime Pressly replied, "Keeping a Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killer alive as a hostage will be useless if he dies from malnutrition."
Dandelion Girl #3 tried to retie both of Birthday Lad's hands as that was tied together behind his back and around the chair.  Birthday Lad's suddenly free left arm slammed into Dandelion Girl #4's vagina and she fell lifelessly against Dandelion Girl #3.  Both Dandelion Girl #3 and Dandelion Girl #4 lay down on the floor legally dead on top of each---Breasts on spine and vagina on rear end.  Jaime pressed her vagina on Birthday Lad's right hand as she tied both of his hands together behind the chair.  Jaime smirked as she walked away from the hostage and towards the surviving Dandelion Girls.    
Jaime Pressly faced Janine Turner before she said, "Go and check the door to the hidden passageway to the dinning room is secure."
Janine replied, "I don't think it's necessary for me to do so, but I'll do so anyway."
Dandelion Girl #5 stood in front of Birthday Lad.  Dandelion Girl #6 stood behind Birthday Lad. 
Dandelion Girl #6 said, "That's such a cute bracelet.  Can I see it?"
Dandelion Girl #5 said, "Sure.  It will be my pleasure."
Dandelion Girl #5 bent over Birthday Lad with her breasts resting on his left shoulder while showing the bracelet on her left wrist.  Birthday Lad shifted his chair so that his left shoulder slammed into Dandelion Girl #5 between her breasts and she lay down on top of Birthday Lad legally dead.  Dandelion Girl #6 tried to pull Dandelion Girl #5's dead body off on Birthday Lad only to have Dandelion Girl #5 roll off Birthday Lad and against Dandelion Girl #6.  Dandelion Girl #6 died instantly and she lay down legally dead with Dandelion Girl #5 lying on top of her breasts on breasts and vagina on vagina. 
Janine's left breast brushed against Birthday Lad's left shoulder as she walked towards the hidden passageway to the dinning room."
Janine Turner and Dandelion Girl #7 walked towards the hidden passageway.  Birthday Lad must stop both girls from preventing his rescue by killing them both.
Birthday Lad said, "Can you reach into my pants pocket and check to see if I got any texts on my cell phone?  I'll be a more cooperative hostage if you stand in front of me while reaching into my pants pockets while reaching for my cell phone."
Janine said, "Screw you.  I don't care if you miss any texts you got on your cell phone."
Birthday Lad scooted backwards until both of his tied together hands gripped a wire hanger sitting on the dinning room table.  He accidently got the hook portion of the wire hanger hooked around the portion of Dandelion Girl #7's bra strap that rested on her spine and pulled her downwards.  Dandelion Girl #7 fell to the floor and she legally died.
Birthday Lad said, "Please, it's important that I check my texts on my cell phone."
Janine said, "You won't have any friends to text with when all the guys in the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse are wiped out."  Janine said to Dandelion Girl #8, "Get that wire hanger away from that serial killing jerk over there."
Dandelion Girl #8 said, "I shall do so right away."
Dandelion Girl #8 tried to grab the wire hanger from being hooked around the portion of Dandelion Girl #7's bra strap that rested on her spine.  Birthday Lad's tied together feet kicked Dandelion Girl #8's rear end causing her legally dead body to fall down and die on top of both the wire hanger and Dandelion Girl #7---Breasts on spine and vagina on rear end. 
Birthday Lad said, "You really need to check my cell phone for text messages.  You can use it to stop Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse attacks before it happens."
Janine said, "I need to check the hidden passageway leading to the dinning room instead."
Dandelion Girl #9 stood in front of Birthday Lad with her legs spread apart.  Birthday Lad's tied together feet kicked Dandelion Girl #9 between her legs in her vagina.  Dandelion Girl lay down on the ground legally dead.
Birthday Lad said, "I won't bother you anymore if you check my cell phone for any text messages, but you can only do so while standing in front of me."
Janine said, "Oh all right, if it will get you to shut your damn mouth."
Janine stood in front of Birthday Lad and he looked down the neckline of her blouse to see her voluptuous breasts.  She reached her right hand down his right front pants pockets to grip his cell phone.  His tied together feet kicked Janine in her vagina and she found herself crumbling to the floor with her right hand pulling out of his front pants pockets without his cell phone.
Janine tried to stand up, but she only managed to sit up.  His tied together feet kicked her in the stomach and she winced in pain as she lost the ability to breathe normally.
Janine Turner lay down on the ground and she died.  Janine Turner is legally dead.
Lady Mary Charteris said, "Well some girl has to check the hidden hallway connecting to the dinning room.  Janine Turner can't do it anymore because she's legally dead."
Dandelion Girl #10 tried to pull Janine Turner's legally dead body away only to trip over the dead girl.  Dandelion Girl #10 fell sideways to the left and she lay down legally dead with her feet resting on top of rear end of Janine Turner's dead body.
Lady Mary Charteris said, "It would be a better idea if you didn't get yourself killed before you could reach the hidden hallway connected to the dinning room without getting killed."
Jaime Pressly said, "I'll be more than happy to check the hidden hallway leading to the dinning room while Marthe Wiggers gets Birthday Lad something to eat.  Jaime pressed her vagina on both of his hands that were tied together while her breasts rested on his shoulder blades.  She smirked as she pulled away without getting hurt.
Dandelion Girl #11 tried to pull the legally dead bodies of Janine Turner and Dandelion Girl #10 away from Birthday Lad only to have his tied together feet kick the legally dead bodies of Janine Turner and Dandelion Girl #10 directly on top of Dandelion Girl #11 breasts on breasts and vagina on vagina simultaneously.  Dandelion Girl #11 is legally dead.
 Birthday Lad said, "I need to see what's in the fridge before I can eat anything from it."
Jaime faced Marthe and asked, "Do you need any help?"
Marthe said, "Not yet, but stick close in case Birthday Lad succeeds in killing me, you'll need to risk your life taking over."
Jaime said with a frown, "Yeah, I guess it would be better if I stuck close in case you end up getting yourself killed."
Dandelion Girl #12 and Dandelion Girl #13 untied his hands and he punched Dandelion Girl #12 in the stomach.  Dandelion Girl #12 groaned in pain before she lay down legally dead.
 Marthe tied Birthday Lad's hands behind his back.  He collided sideways against Dandelion Girl #13.  Dandelion Girl #13 slammed into the wall and she looked at her attacker with a lifeless glare before she lay down legally dead."
Marthe said, "That wasn't a nice thing to do."
Birthday Lad replied, "Every single girl in this dinning room and kitchen area needs to be lying down on the floor legally dead before my rescuers arrive."
Marthe said, "What makes you think that rescuers will arrive.  You're needed as bait for a trap that none of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Members will be able to survive."
Birthday Lad said, "Call me foolish and delusional, but I still believe that I could succeed in killing you before we reach the refrigerator."
Birthday Lad's bound together hands grabbed the belt loop to Dandelion Girl #14's skirt and tossed her against the wall before slamming into her.  Dandelion Girl #14 lay down on the floor legally dead.  Marthe looked at Birthday Lad with a harsh expression on her face.
Marthe said, "You claim to be the hero of the day, but has anybody ever told you how sick acting your behavior turns out to be."
 He slammed sideways against Marthe.  Marthe had the wind knocked out of her as she nearly collapsed to the floor.
Marthe said as she tried to regain her breath, "Holy shit, you really are intending to kill me."
Birthday Lad said, "You're a pretty girl, but the time has come for me to end your life."
 Marthe tried to punch him and he dodged the blow.  He slammed into Marthe three more times. 
Marthe said, "Would it make any difference if I begged you not to kill me."
Birthday Lad said, "I'm sorry, but all the girls inside both the kitchen and the dinning room needs to be lying down on the floor legally dead when my rescuers arrive to untie me.  You're a girl.  Therefore, you need to die before me rescuers arrive to untie me."
 Marthe tried to kick him once and punch him twice.  She missed.  With his arms tied behind his back and both feet tied together, he slammed sideways into Marthe five times.  Marthe found it harder for her to continue standing up.
Marthe said, "You know the best ways to end a girl's life.  One more blow like that and I'm dead."
Birthday Lad said, "Then I need to attack you one more time before you're dead forever."
 He slammed sideways into Marthe and her eyes slowly started to close.  The world got darker as she fell face first to the ground in a crumpled heap with a blank expression on her face.  She tried to stand up, but her muscles refused to cooperate as death overtook the doomed girl.  It got harder for her to breathe until all there was left to do was to lie down legally dead.  She wasn't able to stand up but instead found herself lying on the ground.
Marthe  is no longer alive.  Marthe is legally dead.
Sarah Polley stood nearby the dinning room.  She kept a low profile, but with Dandelion Girls falling dead and no Dandelion Girls are allowed to be alive when Birthday Lad is rescued, it's hard for Sarah to keep a low profile anymore. 
Sarah said, "Never send a junior high girl like Marthe to escort him to the fridge when a high school girl like me can do much more of an effective job.
Birthday Lad said, "You think you can do a better job in escorting me to the fridge and back to my chair to be tied up into it again without dying in the process."
Sarah replied, "You know that I can still control you without getting myself murdered."
Dandelion Girl #15 approached and Birthday Lad kicked her in the stomach.  The dying girl lay down on the ground legally dead.
Birthday Lad said, "I'm only saying that because Janine Turner was a high school age girl and I killed her off much too easily."
Sarah Polley said, "I'm still confident that there will still be girls alive when your rescuers arrive."
Dandelion Girl #16 approached and he spun around and punched her.  Dandelion Girl slid to the ground before she legally died.
Sarah walked behind Birthday Lad.  Sarah grabbed both of his wrists and attempted to tie both of his arms together.  His left foot kicked Dandelion Girl #17 and she lay down on the floor legally dead.
Birthday Lad's left arm broke free from Sarah's grip and he punched her in the stomach.  Sarah doubled over in pain as he yanked his right arm free.
Birthday Lad punched Sarah in the stomach twice and he kicked her once.  Sarah slammed against the wall and she nearly slid to the floor in a crumpled heap.  It got harder for the girl to breathe.
Birthday Lad punched Sarah in the stomach five times.  Tears fell from her eyes as death slowly overwhelmed the doomed teenage girl.
It only took ten more punches and a kick to the stomach for Sarah to fall to the ground in a crumpled heap.  She tried to rise to her feet, but her arms and legs was unable to cooperate.  She tried to speak, but no words came out of her mouth. 
Sarah Polley is no longer alive.  Sarah Polley is legally dead.
Lady Mary Charteris saw Birthday Lad walk towards the kitchen without Dandelion Girl accompaniment.  Lady Mary became concerned as the number of legally dead Dandelion Girls started to outnumber the Dandelion Girls who isn't dead yet. 
Both of his hands were free and he celebrated by punching Dandelion Girl #18.  Dandelion Girl #18 crumpled to the ground legally dead. 
Lady Mary faced Jaime and said, "Feeding this guy was your idea.  Now it's your job to grab him and tie him up again."
Jaime said, "Please don't send me in there to tie him up again.  He'll murder me if I try to do that."
Lady Mary said, "I'm running out of Dandelion Girls.  I have no choice but to force you to tie him up or die trying."
Jaime said, "This won't be easy, but I'll try to make the effort."
Jamie said, "Ok creep, playtime is over.  Time for you to be punished for your crimes with bondage."
Birthday Lad strangled Jamie and she tried to squirm free.  He punched her every time she nearly broke free from his lethal strangulation grip against her.
Jamie tried to utter an apology for her crimes against him and the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.  But his strangulation grip was so unmovable, that her attempts to pry his fingers from her throat was ineffectual.  Tears rolled down her face as she tried to speak one last time as darkness clouded her vision.  Jamie was dying and she knew it.
Jamie tried one last time to wiggle free from his strangulation grip against her.  Her attempts only caused his strangulation grip to tighten around her neck.  Jamie closed her eyes as she felt her body go limp as she gave up fighting to survive against her murderer.
Jaime Pressly is no longer alive.  Jaime Pressly is legally dead.
Lady Mary Charteris looked at Birthday Lad.  Birthday Lad looked at Lady Mary Charteris. Lady Mary isn't allowed to be alive and breathing when Birthday Lad is rescued six seconds from now.
Lady Mary said, "I guess it's just you and me."
Birthday Lad said, "I'd rather that it just be only me left alive and breathing."
 Lady Mary said, "Just let me tie you up sadomasochistic bondage style.  I'd rather avoid a fight against you if it's possible."
Lady Mary failed to realize how doomed she is.  Lady Mary isn't allowed to be alive and breathing when Birthday Lad is rescued five seconds from now.
Birthday Lad said, "I'm afraid that I have one more girl to fight against and murder.  The doomed girl is standing in front of me right now."
Lady Mary isn't allowed to be alive and breathing when Birthday Lad is rescued four seconds from now.  That's why he stabbed Lady Mary between her voluptuous breasts with a smile on his face.
Lady Mary said, "You don't have to be so happy about the prospect of me dying once and for all."
Birthday Lad replied, "Yet, I'm drawn to do so regardless of your feelings."
Lady Mary isn't allowed to be alive and breathing when Birthday Lad is rescued three seconds from now.  That's why it wasn't good when Willa Keswick snuck behind Birthday Lad with a first aid kit in hand.  Birthday Lad doesn't know that Willa is standing behind him.
Lady Mary said, "Just give me first aid and let me tie you up.  It isn't too late to do the right thing."
Birthday Lad said, "It's too late.  I can't stop attacking a girl when I'm this close to ending her life."
Birthday Lad spun around and he stabbed Willa between her breasts.  Willa dropped her first aid kit as she slammed sideways against the wall.
Willa sputtered as she slowly started to die, "How did you know I was standing behind you?"
Lady Mary and Willa isn't allowed to be alive and breathing when Birthday Lad is rescued two seconds from now.  That's why he stabbed Willa between her breasts before he stabbed Lady Mary between her voluptuous breasts.  Willa crashed to the ground in a puddle of blood.
Lady Mary and Willa isn't allowed to be alive and breathing when Birthday Lad is rescued one second from now.  He picked up Willa from the ground, stabbed her between her breasts before roughly dropping her in a puddle of her own blood.  He stabbed Lady Mary between her voluptuous breasts ten more times.
Lady Mary said, "You have defeated me."
Lady Mary fell to the floor in a puddle of blood and she died.  Lady Mary Charteris is no longer alive.  Lady Mary Charteris is legally dead.  Willa Keswick is no longer alive.  Willa Keswick is legally dead. 
All of the cute sexually adorable teenage girls in the Dandelion Girls Safehouse Dinning Room and attached kitchen is legally dead.  The Liason, Car Lad, Lame Lad, Charlie Cheerleader, Rabbi Ralph and  Mark Merehaige entered the room to rescue Birthday Lad.
Rabbi Ralph said, "I was prepared to murder all of those horrible Teenage Girls in order to rescue you.  Thankfully, you were able to wipe the Teenage Girls out one by one all the way down to zero all by yourself."
Car Lad said, "Thankfully those horrible Teenage Girls were wiped out before they could start making out with you."
Mark said, "Is there any Teenage Girls left alive in the Dandelion Girl Safehouse?"
Charlie Cheerleader replied, "I don't know.  We'll need to do another sweep of the building just to be on the safe side."
Lame Lad said, "Those Teenage Girls didn't need to die.  I want a Dandelion Girl as a girlfriend."
The Liason said, "Leave it to the Lame Lad to let himself get poisoned by Dandelion Girl sexuality."
 ******
Elisha Cuthbert and Mary Lynn Rajskub walked out of the restaurant and towards the street outside.  Both women enjoyed a relaxing filling evening.  However, the Dandelion Girls being pushed dangerously close to extinction made it necessary to activate the two girls who were supposed to have the day off.  No such luck. 
Elisha said, "I'm honestly surprised that the two of us survived this far without getting murdered."
Mary Lynn replied, "Don't get too comfortable with our good fortune.  We're both now forced to push our luck and force the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to attack and murder us both."
 Elisha said, What we need is a plan that will help the Dandelion Girls destroy the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse forever.  Something truly horrible that will discourage any hope that the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse will ever accomplish anything."
Mary Lynn said, "Have you come up with something truly brilliant yet?"
 Elisha replied, "I was sort of hoping that you might have an idea.  I'm going to meet up with Jordana Brewster to see if she has any ideas.  You're invited to come along."
Mary Lynn replied, "I'd love to, but I'm following a lead.  A Secret Source claims that he found the hidden doorway to the Secret City of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.  With that knowledge, I could blow it up and gain a crucial victory for the Dandelion Girls."
 Elisha said, "Of course, this Secret Source is born female."
Mary Lynn replied, "The Secret Source is born male and claims to have switched sides to the Dandelion Girls.  I know it's a trap because when a guy joins the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse, trying to change back causes the guy to slip into a coma and/or reduced to legal down syndrome afflicted---Whichever comes first."
 Elisha said, "I would love to come with you as backup, but Jordana Brewster will be murdered in battle if I don't join her a few minutes from now.  I overheard two Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Armed Guards mention that they found a way to locate the hard to locate Jordana Brewster and then successfully murder her."
Mary Lynn said, "The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse can't find Jordana Brewster and they can't kill her if they can't find her.  They're baiting you to come racing towards Jordana Brewster in a panic so they can murder you both after following you to the hiding place." 
 Elisha replied, "So we're both walking into a trap that could result in our deaths."
Mary Lynn replied, "I'm not going to let the trap that I'm being baited towards murder me."
 Elisha replied, "In order for Jordana and myself to survive a trap that I'm being baited towards, you must be murdered by the trap that you're being baited towards.  In order for you to survive a trap that you're being baited towards, then Jordana and myself must die.  In order for the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to invade the Secret Lair for the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls, both of us must die."
Mary Lynn said, "Oh wow, that's a pleasant thought.  I'm so glad you're feeling so optimistic that both of us girls will survive."
 Elisha said, "Good luck with the impossible to escape from trap that you're being baited towards."
Mary Lynn replied, "And good luck with the impossible to escape from trap that Jordana and yourself are being baited towards."
Elisha Cuthbert and Mary Lynn exited the restaurant.  Elisha walked down the street in a western direction.  Mary Lynn walked down the street in an eastern direction.  Mary Lynn reached another building and took the escalator towards the bottom floor.  She recognized the building.  It used to be the Dandelion Shopping Mall before the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse took it over.
 It only took a few minutes for Mary Lynn to reach the bottom of the escalator.
 Mary Lynn walked away from the Escalator.  This was where she was supposed to meet the Secret Source.  However, the Secret Source was nowhere to be found.
 Mary Lynn was promised by the Secret Source that he'll speak with her over her cell phone, but the guy hasn't shown up yet.  And despite her fear that she was walking into an impossible to escape from trap that will lead to the doomed sultry sexually seductive girl's death, she walked forward anyway as she threw caution to the wind.
 She reached the basement door that lead to an underground parking garage.  She finally found the Secret Source. 
Mary Lynn said, "There you are.  I was getting worried that you wasn't going to show up."
The Secret Source said, "I changed my mind.  I don't want to help you out."
 Mary Lynn punched the Secret Source and he doubled over in pain.  She punched him five times before kicking him eight times.
Mary Lynn replied, "That's too bad because I have a feeling that you will help me out sooner than you would've preferred."
The Secret Source said, "Somebody save me.  A crazy woman is about to murder me."
 Mary Lynn kicked the Secret Source and she punched him twice.
Mary Lynn said, "Nobody can save you.  I shall be the girl who successfully defeats you."
The Secret Source kicked Mary Lynn and she punched him.  The Secret Source punched Mary Lynn and she kicked him.  The Secret Source kicked Mary Lynn and she kicked him back in return.
The Secret Source said, "Your evil plans can't be allowed to succeed.  I must murder you."
 The Secret Source kicked Mary Lynn and she punched him twice before kicking him.  She grabbed some paper from his left front pocket with a perverted smirk on her face.
Mary Lynn said, "Thanks for showing me the blue print for the Secret City of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.  Now I can blow it up."
 The Secret Source tried to tackle Mary Lynn as she turned to escape justice.  The girl spun around and punched him.  He kicked her twice and punched her eight times before kicking her again.  She punched him ten times and he doubled over in pain.
 Mary Lynn Rajskub left what was left of the Dandelion Shopping Mall and she entered a portal leading to the Secret City of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.  She attacked two Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Armed Guards with her water gun.  The water guns afflicted damage as she entered the Secret City of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.
Mary Lynn said, "I did it.  I get to blow it up."
 The Secret Source cried out, "I can't let you succeed.  I must murder you now."
The Secret Source stabbed Mary Lynn between her breasts as she tried to shoot him with her water guns.  Mary Lynn dropped her water guns as she dropped to the ground in a puddle of blood as the seductive alluring teenage girl slowly started to die.
 Mary Lynn tried to activate the bomb.  She was stabbed from behind as she lay down face down on the ground in a growing puddle of blood.  The nubile young lady closed her eyes as the Secret Source tried to turn of her bomb.  He stepped on her water guns and crushed both weapons under his feet.
Mary Lynn Rajskub started crying before she died.  Mary Lynn is no longer alive.  Mary Lynn is legally dead.  Her bomb was turned off.  The only way the bomb can truly be deactivated is to blow up the Secret Lair of the Dandelion Girls.  The only way to do that is to wipe out the Dandelion Girls one by one all the way down to absolute zero.
******
Sarah McLachlan entered a special craft that required no Dandelion Girl fatalities to transport herself from the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls back to the night covered city itself.  The woman exited the special craft and she spotted Captain Parakeet. 
Sarah McLachlan smiled.  Captain Parakeet smiled.  She ran and he followed with intent to kill her. 
 Sarah McLachlan entered a factory complex owned by the Dandelion Girls.  She turned around and saw that Captain Parakeet was still chasing after her.  The doomed nubile sexually seductive girl turned a corner and her destined murderer followed close behind.
 Sarah McLachlan picked up a broom and struck Captain Parakeet with the broom handle.  She tied up Captain Parakeet's arms together.  She did the same to his legs. 
Sarah McLachlan said, "This factory makes cupcakes.  Normally, this factory would be making tons of cupcakes, but too much Dandelion Girls are legally dead to make it possible to keep operating the factory so it's been sitting idle.  Until now.  I'm going to toss you into the Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice Grinder and Sifter."
Captain Parakeet cried out, "You won't get away with it."
 Paula Cole said, "You poor silly fool, us girls are already getting away with it."
Sarah McLachlan said, "You'll never get the chance to kill me.  I shall survive to see the morning long after the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse is gone forever."
Shawn Colvin said, "Please tell me I'll get to switch on the Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice Grinder and Sifter.  Please.  It will make me feel better to do so."
 Paula Cole said, "No way, Sarah McLachlan promised that I'll get the chance to turn on the Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice Grinder and Sifter."
Sarah McLachlan said, "It won't make any difference which girl gets to turn on the machine because the girl hating jerk will be legally dead soon."
Shawn Colvin said, "You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this jerk to die and stay dead."
 Sarah said, "I wish I could watch Captain Parakeet die, but I got lots to do before morning arrives."
Paula said, "Don't worry Sarah, I'll take care of this creep myself and Shawn will avenge my death if I end up getting murdered prematurely."
Sarah said, "I'm not expecting either of you two girls to get yourself killed anytime soon."
Paula said, "I'm not expecting to die before Shawn dies either."
Sarah McLachlan exited the factory.  Paula faced Shawn.
Shawn said, "Load Captain Parakeet on the conveyer belt as I turn on the machine."
Paula said, "I might need some help getting this jerk on the conveyer belt."
 Shawn said, "You never needed help loading girl murdering creeps on the conveyer belt previously."
Paula said, "Captain Parakeet is much more experienced in killing girls."
 Shawn said, "Don't be a goddamn wimp Paula.  Just grab the creep and toss him on the conveyer belt.  He can't possibly murder you if his hands and legs are tied up."
Paula replied, "I sure hope you're right."
Shawn walked away leaving Paula Cole alone with Captain Parakeet.  Captain Parakeet's arms are tied together.  His legs are tied together too.  He has only a few minutes left to kill Paula before Shawn returns for her chance to be murdered.
 Captain Parakeet asked, "Do you want to enter the Secret City of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.  The instructions to enter is in the left front pocket."
Paula said, "Screw you.  I'm loading you up on the conveyer belt and you can only stop me by killing me.  You'll never get the chance to kill me with such a stupid lure."
 Captain Parakeet said, "But the instructions to enter the Secret City of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse is in my front left pocket.  I'm serious about that."
Paula said with a groan, "You better be right about this."
 Paula bent over Captain Parakeet and placed her right hand into his front left pocket.  With both of his feet and legs tied together, he kicked Paula onto the conveyer belt as Shawn switched the machine on.  Paula Cole fell on the conveyer belt as Captain Parakeet struggled out of the ropes that was binding his legs and arms. 
 Paula Cole was grinded and crushed by the Suger and Spice and Everything Nice Sifter and Grinder.  Paula is no longer alive.  Paula is legally dead. 
Shawn entered the room and saw Paula die. 
Shawn said, "You're going to wish you never done that."
 Captain Parakeet kicked Dandelion Girl #1 and she lay down legally dead.  Shawn kicked him and he fell down in a crumpled heap.  He struggled to escape from the girl.
 Shawn grabbed his feet and tried to pull him backwards.  He grabbed Dandelion Girl #2's left leg and she fell backwards and legally died.  He tried to kick Shawn and she dodged the blow.
 He tried to kick Shawn and she dodged the blow as she tried to drag him backwards. 
 Captain Parakeet kicked Shawn in the chest and she fell backwards.  He stood up and punched Dandelion Girl #3 in the stomach.  Dandelion Girl #3 lay down legally dead.
 Shawn tried to stand up, but her dying body wouldn't allow her to do so.  Tears ran down her face as it got harder for the dying girl to breathe oxygen.  He kicked Dandelion Girl #4 and she lay down on the floor legally dead.
 Shawn tried to stand up again, but her legs and arms wouldn't move.  The world got darker as she found it impossible to breath.  The girl tried to say something, but it was impossible for her mouth to form the words.  Shawn was dying and she was unable to prevent death from claiming her.
 Shawn Colvin closed her eyes and she died.  Shawn Colvin is legally dead.
Captain Parakeet struggled to shut down the Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice Sifter and Grinder.  Joan Osborne attacked him from behind with intent to kill him.  The voluptuous sexually seductive girl tried to strangle him from behind.
 Joan said, "I thought you were supposed to be loaded on the conveyer belt."
Captain Parakeet said, "Don't force me to murder you too lady."
 Joan said, "Are you crazy?  What gave you the perception that I was born with a glass jaw?"
Captain Parakeet said, "I have no choice but to make the effort."
 Captain Parakeet grabbed Joan Osborne and shoved her backwards into the fuse box.  The electricity from the fuse box electrocuted Joan Osborne while shutting down the Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice Sifter and Grinder forever.
Joan Osborne fell to the ground in defeat after being electrocuted to death.  Joan Osborne is no longer alive.  Joan Osborne is legally dead.
Beth Orton blocked his exit from the factory. 
Beth asked, "Where are you off to in a hurry."
Captain Parakeet said, "I was going to make my exit after ending your life."
 Captain Parakeet kicked Dandelion Girl #5 and kicked Dandelion Girl #6.  Dandelion Girl #5 and Dandelion Girl #6 lay down legally dead.  Beth kicked him and he fell.  He tried to stand up but she kicked him to the ground again.
 Beth said, "You're not doing a good job if this is your best effort in killing me."
Captain Parakeet said, "Be patient.  I only just got started.  Sometimes it takes me longer than normal to kill a teenage girl."
 Beth said, "There's a huge difference between making a claim and actually following through with the claim.  I'm following through with my claim."
Beth kicked him and he fell.  She punched him and tossed him to the ground as he tried to stand up.
 Captain Parakeet stood up and he kicked her in the stomach twice and punched her in the stomach once.  Beth looked at him with tears running down her face before she fell to the ground.  She tried to stand up, but she fell.  Her body failed to respond when she tried to stand up again.
 Beth Orton said, "This can't be happening.  You fucking murdered me."
He replied, "I told you that sometimes it takes me longer to murder a teenage girl."
Beth Orton closed her eyes and she died.  Beth Orton is no longer alive.  Beth Orton is legally dead.
Captain Parakeet spotted Sarah McLachlan and he chased after her with intent to murder her.
 Sarah punched him before saying, "I don't know how you escaped, but your luck will soon run out."
Captain Parakeet said, "Sadly, you won't live long enough to follow through with your promises."
 Sarah McLachlan kicked him so hard that he doubled over in pain.  Sarah vanished when he finally recovered.  He walked behind Katherine Heigl.  The nubile and voluptuous sexually seductive didn't spot him as he kicked her from behind.  Katherine spilled to the floor.  She rolled on her back before standing up to face him.
Katherine said, "So this is where you vanished to."
He said, "It's my lucky day.  I've been needing to murder you too."
 Katheirne said, "Sorry, but I'm not interesting in fighting you today."
He punched her and she fell against the wall.  She scrambled out of the door and he followed close behind with intent to murder her.  Katherine kept running until she was convinced that she lost Captain Parakeet in the night.
 Katherine looked around her.  Nothing.  She's safe---For right now at least.  She kept walking forward without a plan of attack nor a plan for survival.
 Katherine thought she heard male footsteps behind her so she spun around.  Nothing.  And with a frown, Katherine kept walking forward.
 Katherine Heigl was stabbed from behind by Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum.  Katherine started to weep as she tried to break away from her murderer.
Katherine said, "I never wanted to hurt you so why are you trying to hurt me?"
 Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum replied, "Every single girl working for the Dandelion Girls still needs to die regardless of my feelings."
 Katherine punched him and she struggled back into the factory.  She was stabbed from behind by Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum as she struggled into the factory while bleeding uncontrollably.
 Katherine struggled to hold herself up while being stabbed from behind by Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum.  She punched him and he responded by stabbing her between her breasts.
 Katherine was clearly dying as she fell against the wall.  Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum pressed the advantage as he stabbed her between her breasts five more times.
 Katherine punched him and he stabbed her between her breasts ten more times.  Katherine tried to speak, but her throat was clogged by too much blood from internal bleeding he was causing her.
 Katherine punched him and he stabbed her five more times.  Katherine sputtered a half hearted attempt to say, "I'm sorry I made you want to murder me."
Katherine Heigl fell to the floor in a puddle of blood that was dripping out of her.
 Katherine Heigl is no longer alive.  Katherine Heigl is legally dead.
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum spotted Sarah McLachlan and she kicked him to the floor.  Sarah raced out of the factory before Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum could recover from her blow.  Captain Parakeet approached Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum.
Captain Parakeet asked, "Are you feeling ok?"
 Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum replied, "I'm fine, but Sarah McLachlan is getting away.  We must kill her before she escapes."
 Sarah McLachlan said, "You'll never get to kill me before I enter my escape craft."
Captain Parakeet replied, "I must make the effort anyway."
Sarah McLachlan punched Captain Parakeet and he doubled over in pain.  He grabbed her and shoved her face first against the hood of a car.  He hesitated and gave Sarah the chance to wiggle out of his grip and she entered the escape craft that doesn't need any shredded girls in order to function properly.  Sarah escaped through her escape craft back to the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls.  Sarah McLachlan escaped from her murderers.
Sarah McLachlan sat down on the couch as soft music played on the stereo system.  She escaped death this time.  But she wasn't sure how long she can cheat death before the time comes for her to be murdered by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.  But she's alive for the time being and that's the most important thing as far as she was concerned.
******
Georgia May Jagger got out of her car and she slowly walked towards the building.  She thought she was being followed by a male presence, but it turned out to be her mind playing tricks on her.  And with a frown, she continued to walk towards the Sunglass Hut to purchase some sunglasses.  A group of Dandelion Girls emerged from a couple of nearby cars.  Thug #1 grabbed Dandelion Girl #1 from behind and his left arm wrapped around her throat in a strangulation grip until she was dead.  He released the legally dead girl and watched her fall to the ground.
 Theodora Richards approached Georgia May Jagger and the two women greeted each other.
Theodora said, "Hell of an evening it's turning out to be."
Georgia said, "I can't handle tonight without a decent pair of sunglasses.  The sunglasses that I got has been broken."
Dandelion Girl #2 attacked and Thug #1 punched her twice and kicked her in the stomach once.  She doubled over in pain, fell to the ground and rolled several times before she was legally dead.
 Theodora faced Georgia and replied, "It's probably just as well.  It's never a good idea to wear sunglasses at night."
Georgia replied, "Not unless you want to reenact the lyrics of that Corey Hart song."
Alexandra Richards approached her sister Theodora Richards and Georgia May Jagger and replied, "Us women really are in dire straits if our survival is dependent on the lyrics of a Corey Hart song.  Especially since Corey Hart hasn't done much of anything ever since that song was released."
Dandelion Girl #3 didn't realize Thug #1's presence until he stabbed her from behind twice and caused her to fall to the ground legally dead in a puddle of blood.
 Theodora Richards, Georgia May Jagger and  Alexandra Richards, walked towards the Sunglass Hut side by side without knowing that the three women are being followed by Thug #1.  And if the three women were aware, they'd be forcing him to kill all three of them one by one in self defense.
Georgia said, "The two of you are welcome to help me pick out some sunglasses."
Theodora said, "It would be better to wait until daytime to actually arrives before wearing the sunglasses, but I'll help you out anyway."
Alexandria replied, "I'd be more than willing to help out too."
Dandelion Girl #4 attacked and Thug #1 kicked her in the stomach twice and she fell backwards into a fire hydrant and legally died. 
Alexandra said, "I have Corey Hart on my IPod."
Georgia said, "Let's forget about Corey Hart and his song lyrics for a few minutes.  We got more important things to worry about.  I need sunglasses."
Alexandra said, "I doubt there's anything more important than Corey Hart, but I'll listen to what you had to say."
Theodora said, "And who says that the spirit of compromise is dead."
Thug #1 grabbed Dandelion Girl #5 from behind and stabbed her with his left hand while his right arm rested on her throat in a strangulation grip.  Dandelion Girl #5 legally died and slid from his grip and onto the floor in a crumpled heap.
Theodora Richards, Georgia May Jagger and  Alexandra Richards entered the Sunglass Hut to look at the selection of sunglasses.
Theodora said, "Oh damn, I left a perfume bottle at the car.  I'll need to return to the car to fetch it."
Georgia said, "Forget the perfume, you're wearing more than enough to work it's magic."
Theodora said, "Suppose I'm not able to return to the car for the next couple of weeks?  I'll need some perfume in hand in case I'm needed to do some seducing."
Alexandra said, "You can use my perfume instead."
Thug #1 tried to enter the Sunglass Hut, but Dandelion Girl #6 stood in the way.  Thug #1 stabbed Dandelion Girl #6 five times and watched as she slowly fell to the ground in a puddle of blood.  Dandelion Girl #6 is legally dead.
Theodora said, "I have a specific brand of perfume that I need to wear."
Alexandra said, "My brand of perfume is just as nice."
Theodora said, "I'm sure you feel that way, but I got more success with my brand of perfume."
Georgia said, "Excuse me ladies, but you're supposed to help me choose my sunglasses."
Thug #1 bumped into Dandelion Girl #7 and sent her flying face first against a nearby wall.  Dandelion Girl #7 slid to the floor and she legally died.
Theodora said, "I'll help you find a decent pair of sunglasses later.  I need to get my perfume from my car now.  My ability to seduce the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to drop their guard so I can kill them is in dire jeopardy."
Alexandra said, "That won't be necessary if you borrow my perfume instead."
Georgia said, "You ladies are the absolute worst when it comes to helping me pick out a decent set of sunglasses.  Come on, help me out here."
Dandelion Girl #8 tried to strangle Thug #1 and he punched her in the stomach twice before kicking her once.  Dandelion Girl #8 winced in pain before she lay down and legally died.
Theodora said, "I'm not trying to be unhelpful.  I'm being uncharacteristically absent minded."
Alexandra said, "There's a team of girl murdering serial killers running loose.  You'll get yourself murdered if you wander to your car alone to get your bottle of perfume."
Theodora said, "But my purse isn't the same without it."
Georgia help up a sunglass close to her face and said, "What about this pair of sunglasses?"
Dandelion Girl #9 tried to pry his knife away from his hand and he used his knife to stab her between her breasts several times.  Dandelion Girl #9 fell to the floor and legally died.
Alexandra said, "Come on Georgia, tell Theodora not to walk back to her car alone to fetch some perfume to put in her purse.  She'll get herself murdered if she does that."
Theodora said, "My mind is made up and I refuse to alter my plans."
Georgia said, "What are you two girls even doing here if you're not helping me find a decent sunglasses to match my outfit with."
Dandelion Girl #10 punched him and he responded by kicking her twice and punching her once.  Dandelion Girl #10 fell to the ground and she legally died.
Theodora said, "I'm lucky, I already have a decent sunglasses to match my outfit.  Sadly, I don't have perfume to go along with tonight."
Alexandra said, "You're going to be a dead girl with kick ass shades and no perfume in her purse if you exit this building alone."
Georgia said, "Oh sure, go ahead and leave me alone in this building to get killed off instead."
Dandelion Girl #11 didn't see Thug #1 until it was too late and he stabbed her five times between her breasts.  Dandelion Girl #11 looked at her murderer with a blank expression before she lay down in a puddle of blood legally dead.
Alexandra said, "You can join Theodora and myself as she looks for her perfume inside her car."
Theodora said, "I can find my own perfume without any help."
Georgia said, "And I need a decent pair of shades to go along with my outfit."
Dandelion Girl #12 kicked Thug #1 and he responded by punching her five times before stabbing her once with a knife between her breasts.  Dandelion Girl #12 lay down legally dead.
Theodora said, "Look, we can argue about this for hours, but I refuse to change my mind."
Alexandra said, "I sure hope that you would consider changing your mind."
Georgia said, "That's it.  You two girls are hopeless.  I'll never find a decent pair of shades this way."
Thug #1 kicked Dandelion Girl #13, punched her twice and kicked her again.  Dandelion Girl #13 lay down on the floor and legally died.
Theodora said, "I'm sorry I'm distracted, but the lack of perfume in my purse can mess with my mind. I'm not normally so sloppy though."
Alexandra said, "You're not normally so stubborn acting."
Georgia said, "This sunglass is something that I really do like.  What do you girls think."
Dandelion Girl #14 tried to strangle Thug #1 and he kicked her twice.  Dandelion Girl #14 lay down on the floor and she legally died.
Theodora said, "I've argued with you enough Alexandra.  I made up my mind."
Alexandra said, "Yeah, it appears that you have.  I only wish you would reconsider.  I don't want you to end up getting murdered."
Georgia said, "On second thought, this particular sunglass kind of makes me look sort of selfish.  This sunglass makes me look humbler and easier to get along with.  It tells the world that I'm a wonderful girl to hang out with."
Thug #1 punched Dandelion Girl #15 and she fell against the wall before she slid to the floor and legally died.  Thug #1 walked over her dead body.
Alexandra said, "Good luck and be careful."
Georgia said, "At least make sure the coast is clear before walking out there alone."
Theodora put her sunglasses on before she said, "Don't worry ladies, I'll be fine.  I've always been fine.  Nothing bad will happen to me."
Still wearing her sunglasses, Theodora Richards approached Thug #1 and she asked, "Is there anything that I can help you with?"
It's too late.  Theodora Richards already knows he's in the Sunglass Hut.  Thug #1 has no choice but to murder Theodora before she tells Alexandria and Georgia about his presence.
Dandelion Girl #17 stood next to Theodora.  He tried to stab Theodora between her breasts, but Dandelion Girl #17 stood in the way.  Thug #1 stabbed Dandelion Girl #17 between her breasts and she lay down on the floor legally dead.
Theodora said, "That wasn't nice.  She was a really nice lady."
Thug #1 said, "Too bad she died instead of you."
Theodora grabbed him and she punched him five times.  He punched Theodora twice and she punched him five times.  Dandelion Girl #18 snuck behind him.  Theodora tried to punch him, he ducked the blow and Theodora ended up punching Dandelion Girl #18 in the stomach.  Dandelion Girl #18 died from a murderous blow that could've killed him. 
Thug #1 said, "Ooops, you killed one of your best buddies."
Theodora replied, "She will be avenged."
Theodora punched him twice and he grabbed her by both shoulders.  He slammed her against the wall five times before punching her. 
Dandelion Girl #19 approached and he punched her five times and she fell to the ground legally dead.  He kicked Theodora before punching her.  Theodora tried to strangle him and he punched her twice before her strangulation grip was loosened.
He punched Theodora five times and she doubled over in pain.  He punched Dandelion Girl #20 and she lay down legally dead.  Theodora punched him five times and he doubled over in pain.
He punched Dandelion Girl #21 and she doubled over in pain before lying down legally dead.  He punched Theodora five times and she doubled over in pain.
Theodora Richards groaned in pain as tears fell from her eyes.  The sexually seductive teenage girl lay down on the ground legally dead.  Theodora is no longer alive.  Theodora is legally dead.  He punched Dandelion Girl #22 and she lay down on the ground legally dead. 
He turned around to face Alexandra Richards.
Alexandra said, "Dear Goddess, you murdered my sister."
Thug #1 said, "I had to murder your sister in self defense."
Alexandra said, "Too bad that you're about to die in a few minutes."
Alexandra kicked him and she tossed him against the wall.  He punched her twice and she punched him three times.  Thug #1 realized that that the only way to stop Alexandra from attacking him is to murder the nubile sexually seductive teenage girl in an act of self defense.
Thug #1 kicked Dandelion Girl #23 and she lay down on the floor legally dead.  He punched Alexandra and she doubled over in pain.  Alexandra tried to punch him and he dodged the blow.  He blocked Alexandra's attempt to kick him with her left foot.  He continued to grab her left foot and swung her against the wall before kicking her.
Thug #1 punched Dandelion Girl #24 and she lay down legally dead.  He kicked Alexandra twice as she struggled to her feet.  Tears rolled down her face as the world slowly started getting dark.  The doomed girl was dying and nothing can save her from death's grip against her.
Alexandra made one last attempt to stand up.  He kicked Dandelion Girl #25.  He kicked Alexandra.  He kicked Dandelion Girl #25 and she lay down legally dead.  He kicked Alexandra five more times.
He kicked Dandelion Girl #26 and she lay down legally dead.  Alexandra tried to stand up, but her muscles were unable to move as her vision slowly got darker.  He kicked her five more times as it got harder for the dying girl to breathe.  Alexandra tried to say something, but the dying girl was unable to form any words.
Alexandra Richards closed her eyes and she died.  Alexandra Richards is legally dead.  He kicked Dandelion Girl #27 and she lay down legally dead. 
He spotted Georgia May Jagger.  Georgia looked at him and she smiled.  He looked at Georgia and he smiled.
Georgia said, "It's my turn to be attacked."
Thug #1 said, "It's your turn to be attacked."
Georgia said, "Damn it, I finally found a decent pair of shades."
Thug #1 said, "You get to die wearing those shades." 
Georgia said, "I'll pay you if you let me escape justice without a scratch."
Thug #1 said, "Not for sale.  You know that I must murder you.  I must murder every single girl working for the Dandelion Girls until there is nobody left in the group alive."
Georgia said, "But you're able to make an exception for a girl who's pretty and attractive."
Thug #1 said, "All the girls employed by the Dandelion Girls are pretty and attractive.  I must kill them all one by one anyway regardless of their prettiness."
Georgia said, "I'm sorry you feel that way."
Georgia kicked him before tossing against the wall and kicking him from behind.  He ran towards her and she punched him twice before kicking him to the floor.
 Thug #1 tried to chase after Georgia Jagger with intention to murder the nubile sexually seductive girl, but she vanished into the night covered streets.  Letting her escape wasn't acceptable because she witnessed the murders of Theodora Richards and Alexandra Richards and could report the murders to the authorities.  Murdering Georgia Jagger was the only way to prevent that from happening.  So Thug #1 searched the night covered streets looking for Georgia Jagger, but he spotted Poppy Delevingne and her sister Cara Delevingne.  Thug #1 hid in the shadows as the two women walked past him and down the sidewalk unaware that both of them are about to be murdered. 
Poppy said, "Did you see that?  One of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse is nearby."
Cara said, "Damn it, I should've known he'll get around to attacking us both sooner or later."
Thug #1 punched Dandelion Girl #28 and she lay down legally dead.  Poppy and her sister Cara watched it all from a safe distance.
Cara said, "You will have to attack Thug #1 if too many Dandelion Girls fails to kill him."
Poppy said, "Sadly, you might be right.  I'll wait a few minutes though."
Thug #1 punched Dandelion Girl #29, kicked Dandelion Girl #30 before punching Dandelion Girl #31 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead.  He shoved Dandelion Girl #32 against both Dandelion Girl #33 and Dandelion Girl #34 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead.
He punched Dandelion Girl #35, he punched Dandelion Girl #36, he punched Dandelion Girl #37 before kicking Dandelion Girl #38 causing all four girls to lie down legally dead.
Cara said, "We're running out of private army girls much too quickly."
Poppy said, "Yeah, I kind of anticipated that.  The thing that worries me is that the two of us girls will soon be legally dead if he succeeds in killing the two of us once and for all."
He punched Dandelion Girl #39 and he punched Dandelion Girl #40 causing both girls to lie down legally dead.  He turned around and kicked Dandelion Girl #41 causing her to lie down legally dead.
Poppy said, "We can try to split up.  I'll attack him from behind and you attack him from the front."
Cara said, "Yeah, I guess we can get that to work."
He punched Dandelion Girl #42, kicked Dandelion Girl #43, punched Dandelion Girl #44, kicked Dandelion Girl #45, punched Dandelion Girl #46, punched Dandelion Girl #47, kicked Dandelion Girl #48 behind him, punched Dandelion Girl #49 in front of him and punched Dandelion Girl #50 to the left of him causing all nine girls to lie down legally dead.
He punched Dandelion Girl #50, kicked Dandelion Girl #51, punched Dandelion Girl #52 and punched Dandelion Girl #53 causing all four girls to lie down legally dead.
Poppy said, "Another approach would be for me to attack from the front and you attack from behind.  We can also get that to work."
Cara said, "It would be better if you attack from behind and I'll attack from the front."
Poppy said, "Fine, suit yourself."
Thug #1 punched Dandelion Girl #54 and punched Dandelion Girl #55 causing both girls to lie down legally dead.  He kicked Dandelion Girl #56 before shoving Dandelion Girl #57 against Dandelion Girl #58, Dandelion Girl #59, Dandelion Girl #60 and Dandelion Girl #61 causing all six girls to lie down legally dead.
He punched Dandelion Girl #62 before kicking Dandelion Girl #63 and kicked Dandelion Girl #64 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead.
Cara said, "I think we should start to attack him right now.  I hate risking my life like that, but the Dandelion Girls are running out of girls to attack him with."
Poppy said, "I was hoping to see the next morning, but I guess getting to see the first light of the morning is a bit overrated."
He punched Dandelion Girl #65 causing her to lie down legally dead.
He punched Dandelion Girl #66 in front of him, he punched Dandelion Girl #67 behind him, he punched Dandelion Girl #68 in front of him, he punched Dandelion Girl #69 behind him before he kicked Dandelion Girl #70 behind him causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
Poppy said, "Nobody will think bad of us if we escape justice right now while we still can."
Cara said, "I'll never forgive myself if we escape justice while we still can.  We're staying and we're fighting him to the death if necessary."
He punched Dandelion Girl #71, punched Dandelion Girl #72, punched Dandelion Girl #73, kicked Dandelion Girl #74 and kicked Dandelion Girl #75 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
He punched Dandelion Girl #76, kicked Dandelion Girl #77, kicked Dandelion Girl #78, kicked Dandelion Girl #79 before punching Dandelion Girl #80 behind him causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
Cara said, "Are you ready for our ambush attack."
Poppy said, "I'm about as ready as I'm likely to be."
He punched Dandelion Girl #81 behind him, he punched Dandelion Girl #82 in front of him, he punched Dandelion Girl #83 behind him, he punched Dandelion Girl #84 in front of him and he punched Dandelion Girl #85 behind him before punching Dandelion Girl #86 in front of him causing all six girls to lie down legally dead.
 Cara Delevingne could still see her sister Poppy Delevingne out of the corner of her eye as she chased after him with obsession either kill him or be killed by him.  He didn't want to murder either of the Delevingne Sisters, but he may have no other choice in the matter.
He punched Dandelion Girl #87, he punched Dandelion Girl #88, he punched Dandelion Girl #89 before kicking Dandelion Girl #90 causing all four girls to lie down legally dead.
 Cara Delevingne was comforted when she could still see her sister Poppy Delevingne out of the corner of her eye as she continued her quest to chase after and kill Thug #1.  It meant that Poppy was still alive and breathing which meant a great deal to Cara.
 The faster Cara Delevingne chased after Thug #1, the more she lost track of her sister Poppy Delevingne.  Still, she continued her pursuit regardless of the consequences.
 Thug #1 thought he gave Cara Delevingne the slip, but she was less than a few feet away and still determined to kill him.  He turned a corner and finally lost the girl.
 Of course, losing track of Cara Delevingne also meant that her sister Poppy Delevingne regained her pursuit against him.  So instead of being forced to kill Cara Delevingne to stop her pursuit against him, now he has to murder Poppy Delevingne to stop her pursuit against him.  The end result was the same---A sexually seductive teenage girl may need to be murdered before she turned eighteen years of age regardless of how pretty she was.
 Poppy Delevingne was filled only with the desire to kill Thug #1 and he felt it deep in his soul that he needs to either lose her or murder her.  So he kept running and taking off beat turns into streets, alleys and whatever would confuse her pursuit.  Yet, Poppy Delevingne was always only a few feet away no matter how hard he tried to confuse her pursuit.
 Thug #1 was unable to run anymore so he punched Poppy Delevingne and she fell down as she while she got the wind knocked out of her. 
Poppy sputtered as she regained her breath, "Go ahead and try to murder me.  I shall have your severed head placed on a silver platter before I'm done."
He said, "Please don't force me to murder you.  You still have a chance to escape justice with your life intact."
And as Thug #1 ran away from the girl, Poppy screamed as she slowly stood up, "Go ahead and run you goddamn coward.  I shall still be the woman who succeeds in killing you."
Cara Delevingne still has no idea where her sister Poppy Delevingne vanished to.  Instead, Cara met up with Suki Waterhouse and Georgia May Jagger.  Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary.  He was overflowing with relief when he realized that he'll finally have the chance to murder Georgia Jagger in a sadomasochistic murder attack after all.
Cara asked, "Have either of you girls seen my sister Poppy?"
Suki said, "I only saw you, but your sister Poppy continues to be elusive."
Georgia said, "Suki and I would be more than happy to help you find Poppy.  I have a score to settle with Thug #1.  Preventing him from killing your sister Poppy is a good place to start."
Cara said, "I'm glad to hear that because what I have in mind can only be accomplished with three girls.  If one of us is murdered, then my plan will backfire against us and the other two will fall dead until all three is gone.  However, I'm not expecting either of us three girls getting murdered."
He punched Dandelion Girl #91, he punched Dandelion Girl #92, he punched Dandelion Girl #93, he punched Dandelion Girl #94, he punched Dandelion Girl #95, he punched Dandelion Girl #96, he kicked Dandelion Girl #97, he kicked Dandelion Girl #98, he kicked Dandelion Girl #99 before he punched Dandelion Girl #100 causing all ten girls to lie down legally dead. 
He punched Dandelion Girl #101, he punched Dandelion Girl #102, he punched Dandelion Girl #103 and he kicked Dandelion Girl #105 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Georgia said, "It's best if I attack him first."
Cara said, "We need to find my sister Poppy first.  I promised her a successful ambush attack.  She'll be easy to kill if he murders me first."
Suki said, "You may have no other choice but to die before your sister Poppy gets her chance to die."
He punched Dandelion Girl #106, he kicked Dandelion Girl #107, he punched Dandelion Girl #108, he punched Dandelion Girl #109 before he kicked Dandelion Girl #110 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
He shoved Dandelion Girl #111 into Dandelion Girl #112 causing both girls to lie down legally dead.  He punched Dandelion Girl #113, he punched Dandelion Girl #114 and he kicked Dandelion Girl #115 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Georgia asked, "I wonder if us girls are going to get a funeral if he succeeds in killing us."
Suki said, "Our dead bodies are probably going to be left to rot where we fell dead."
Cara said, "Oh come on, it's bad enough that I'm doomed to die.  Don't tell me that I won't even get the chance to be buried either."
Georgia said, "It doesn't look as if either of us three girls will get the chance to be buried."
He kicked Dandelion Girl #116, he kicked Dandelion Girl #117, he kicked Dandelion Girl #118, he kicked Dandelion Girl #119, he punched Dandelion Girl #120 in front of him before he punched Dandelion Girl #121 behind him causing all six girls to lie down legally dead.
Cara Delevingne, Suki Waterhouse and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Suki said, "I was kind of hoping to be buried in a pink casket."
Georgia said, "There's no use in being so morbid.  None of us girls are legally dead yet.  There is still a chance that all three of us girls can succeed in killing him if he hasn't gotten the chance to kill us yet.  So stop moping and start coming up with a plan to kill him already."
Cara said, "My sister Poppy already has a plan to ambush him and now I have two girls to help me out.  The only way to stop me is to kill me and both of the girls I'm cooperating with."
He punched Dandelion Girl #122, he punched Dandelion Girl #123, he punched Dandelion Girl #124 and he punched Dandelion Girl #125 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Georgia said, "I don't see your sister Poppy anywhere.  Perhaps if I split up from the two of you girls, then I'll see Poppy better."
Cara said, "Don't do it Georgia, my plan to ambush Thug #1 with my sister Poppy with the two of you girls helping out will be ruined if he kills us girls one by one all the way down to zero starting with Georgia.  We can't let him defeat us girls forever."
Suki said, "It may already be too late for us girls to survive Thug #1's violent attack against us."
He punched Dandelion Girl #126, he kicked Dandelion Girl #127, he kicked Dandelion Girl #128, he kicked Dandelion Girl #129 and he kicked Dandelion Girl #130 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead before punching Dandelion Girl #131.  Dandelion Girl #131 lay down legally dead.
He punched Dandelion Girl #132, he punched Dandelion Girl #133, he punched Dandelion Girl #134 and he kicked Dandelion Girl #135 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Georgia faced Cara before she said, "You have to promise me that you'll attack him second if he succeeds in killing me causing Poppy to stage her ambush with only Suki.  Then only Suki needs to die before Poppy is left with a ruined ambush plan and her chance to die fourth."
Cara said, "You shouldn't talk like that.  None of us girls are dead yet.  I keep telling you that, but you never seem to listen."
Suki said, "How do you think I feel about this.  I don't want to be the third girl to die."
He kicked Dandelion Girl #136 and he kicked Dandelion Girl #137 causing both girls to lie down legally dead.
He punched Dandelion Girl #138, he punched Dandelion Girl #139 and he punched Dandelion Girl #140 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Georgia faced Suki before she said, "You can take my place in line and attack him first."
Suki said, "I don't enjoy being the third out of four girls to die, but I'll do it."
Cara said, "The possibility of all three of us girls dying isn't set in stone.  It's still possible for us girls to kill him once and for all."
Suki said, "It's possible, but it's not realistically probable."
Thug #1 punched Dandelion Girl #141 in front of him, he punched Dandelion Girl #142 behind him, he punched Dandelion Girl #143 to his left side, he punched Dandelion Girl #144 to his left side, he punched Dandelion Girl #145 behind him, he kicked Dandelion Girl to his right side, he punched Dandelion Girl #146 in front of him, he punched Dandelion Girl #147 behind him, he punched Dandelion Girl #148 behind him, he kicked Dandelion Girl #149 to his left side, he kicked Dandelion Girl #150 to his right side causing all ten girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Georgia said, "It's taking him a long time to find and kill all three of us girls."
Suki said, "I still needs to wipe out the Dandelion Private Army Girls who are chasing after him first before he can kill all three of us girls."
Cara said, "That shouldn't take him too much time because the Dandelion Private Army Girls is almost nearly extinct and gone forever."
He punched Dandelion Girl #151, he kicked Dandelion Girl #152, he punched Dandelion Girl #153, he kicked Dandelion Girl #154 and he punched Dandelion Girl #155 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Suki said, "It may not be a good idea for us girls to watch him wipe out the Dandelion Private Army Girls when we can help out the doomed girls."
Georgia said, "It's not the good time for him to wipe out all three of us girls yet.  The Dandelion Private Army Girls needs to be wiped out first so that they can't stop me from getting killed off next."
Cara said, "Last chance for two of us girls to make a run for it.  Of course, I can't do so because my sister Poppy agreed to the ambush plan and I can't leave her behind to die.  I must die with her.  But it's possible for the rest of you two girls to escape without me."
He punched Dandelion Girl #156, he punched Dandelion Girl #157, he punched Dandelion Girl #158, he punched Dandelion Girl #159, he kicked Dandelion Girl #160 and he kicked Dandelion Girl #161 causing all six girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Georgia faced Cara before she said, "I already agreed to die before your death scene and that's final.  Don't try to talk me out of it."
Cara said, "Don't blame me for trying to warn you though.  I did make the effort."
Suki said, "How many Dandelion Girls are supposed to survive this level of the sadomasochism death porn battle?"
Cara said, "No Dandelion Girls are supposed to survive this level of the sadomasochism death porn battle.  All three of us girls are doomed to die."
He kicked Dandelion Girl #162, he kicked Dandelion Girl #163, he kicked Dandelion Girl #164 and he punched Dandelion Girl #165 causing all four girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki said, "Well, that's it.  Only ten Dandelion Private Army Girls needs to die before it's Georgia's chance to be murdered."
Cara said, "It has been nice knowing you Georgia."
Georgia said, "I'm not dead yet and I'm not planning to die for a few more hours.  I can't die until the last ten Dandelion Private Army Girls are wiped out."
He punched Dandelion Girl #166, he punched Dandelion Girl #167, he punched Dandelion Girl #168, he kicked Dandelion Girl #169 behind him and he kicked Dandelion Girl #170 in front of him causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Suki said, "Only five more Dandelion Private Army Girls needs to be wiped out before it's Georgia's chance to be killed once and for all."
Cara said, "It's not going to take hours like you previously assumed."
Georgia said, "I underestimated how good he is at killing girls."
He kicked Dandelion Girl #171, he kicked Dandelion Girl #172, he punched Dandelion Girl #173, he punched Dandelion Girl #174 and he punched Dandelion Girl #175 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead.
Suki said, "Well, that's it.  All 175 Dandelion Private Army Girls that we brought along with us has been wiped out.  Time for Georgia to die once and for all."
Cara said, "I'll attack him first if it will make you feel better."
Georgia said, "It's ok, I'll attack the jerk and make him pay for all those innocent girls he has killed."
Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Georgia May Jagger walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing all three sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
Suki said, "You shouldn't keep him waiting Georgia.  He's waiting for the chance to attack you first."
Georgia said, "I need to prepare myself first."
Cara said, "You don't need to prepare yourself first.  You need to attack him now."
Georgia May Jagger walked away from Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne for her chance to become the next Dandelion Girl to be killed by Thug #1.
Georgia May Jagger could still see Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne when she finally found Thug #1.  Georgia was offered the chance to make a doomed murder attempt instead of escaping justice while she still had the chance.  The doomed girl didn't realize how much she was pushing her luck a little bit too far.  He grabbed the doomed sexually seductive girl and he punched her five times.  Georgia punched him twice.  He kicked her twice and punched her three times.  She punched him and he kicked her in return.
Georgia tried to escape and Thug #1 grabbed the portion of her bra strap that rested on her spine.  He tossed her against a nearby car and he kicked her.  She tried to run away and he punched her from behind.  She was sent falling face first to the ground.  Georgia tried to stand up and he kicked her down.
Georgia tried to stand up and Thug #1 picked her up and punched her five times.  He kicked her and she was sent crashing to the ground.  He kicked her twice as she tried to stir.
Georgia tried to stand up only to be stabbed from behind by Thug #2.  Georgia started to drool blood as the dying girl fell face first to the ground in a puddle of blood.
Thug #2 stabbed Georgia Jagger from behind when her left hand moved.  The sultry nubile sexually seductive teenage girl closed her eyes and she died.  Georgia Jagger is no longer alive.  Georgia is legally dead. 
Thug #1 said, "Thanks for killing her.  That was a close call."
Thug #2 said, "Well the girl is dead and that's the important thing.  Now it's time to kill Cara and Suki before those two girls escape justice."
Meanwhile, not knowing where Georgia May Jagger vanished to, Cara Delevingne and Suki Waterhouse continued their doomed pursuit in a destined to fail attempt to murder Thug #1.  It's still necessary for Thug #1 to murder both girls in self defence.  The two girls walked towards Bicycle Man who had a habit of killing girls by causing his bike to fall on top of them.
Cara asked, "Where did Georgia vanish to?"
Suki said, "I believe that Georgia was heading in that direction."
Cara said, "I hope so.  Thug #1 has to die immediately."
Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing both sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary. 
 Suki Waterhouse looked at Cara Delevingne with a frown. 
Suki said, "Suppose Georgia is legally dead.  We're down to only two girls if that's the case."
Cara replied, "My plans only works with only two girls.  The two of us would be easier to kill if Georgia is already legally dead."
Suki said, "Then we better make a run for it if it's already hopeless."
Cara said, "Hell no, I'm not about to let that jerk get the best of me.  We're staying put and we'll both try to make the best of it."
Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing both sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary.
Cara said, "Perhaps there might be some Dandelion Private Army Girls left alive that we can use."
Suki said, "We're running out of Dandelion Private Army Girls and what we have left are needed for other purposes."
Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing both sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary.
Cara said, "It's a shame that what's left of the Dandelion Private Army Girls are needed for other purposes, but we can use some backup right about now."
Suki said, "It's almost time for you to attack Thug #1 and force him to kill you once and for all."
Cara said, "I thought I was ready for this, but I guess I'm not nearly as prepared as I thought I was."
Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing both sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary.
Suki said, "Poppy is supposed to attack Thug #1 while the two of us girls attack Thug #1 from the front as part of an ambush plan.  The only way to prevent our scheme is to first kill you and then murder me before it's time for Poppy to be attacked and killed."
Cara said, "It's not fair that I can't protect Poppy from getting killed because I died first."
Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing both sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary.
Suki said, "Nothing about this evening is fair."
Cara said, "Oh yeah, understatement of the year."
Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing both sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary.
Suki said, "You shouldn't keep Thug #1 waiting.  He's waiting for you to attack him next."
Cara said, "I'm almost ready to make a violent attack against Thug #1."
Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing both sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary.
Suki said, "I can always attack next if you're not ready to be the second girl to attack Thug #1 and die in the process of attacking him."
Cara said, "That's ok, I need to be the second of us three girls to make an attack against Thug #1."
Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne walked side by side in the night covered city looking in vain for Thug #1 in hopes of catching and killing him once and for all.  Killing both sultry, sexually seductive teenage girls one by one may still become necessary.
Suki said, "Good luck Cara, hopefully, you won't die in battle against Thug #1."
Cara said, "I also don't want to die in battle against Thug #1."
Suki Waterhouse faced Cara Delevingne. 
Suki said, "Damn it, Thug #1 simply doesn't want to die."
Cara replied, "It might be easier for you to run into the Safehouse and see if you could get a third girl to help out.  I'll try my best to defeat him while you quickly find a third girl."
Suki replied, "I can't leave you unattended.  It would be easier for you to be murdered."
Cara replied, "Then you better rush back with a third girl to help us both."
Suki said, "Ok, but I'll do so reluctantly.  I'll hurry back."\
Cara said, "I'll still be here when you return."
 Cara watched as Suki raced towards the Safehouse.  Cara walked forward without knowing if her next step would be the moment in which she dies in a murder attack.  She took a deep breath as she continued forward.
 Thug #1 grabbed Cara from behind and he slammed her into a nearby wall.  He kicked her as she was still pressed against the wall.  Cara spun around to face him and he punched her in the stomach.  She kicked him and he punched her in return.
Cara said, "What the fuck is wrong with you?  Did you wake up one morning and realized how much you hate women?  You need a psychiatrist."
Thug #1 said, "The only therapy I need is the chance to see you die."
 Thug #1 punched Cara seven times in the stomach.  She kicked him and he punched her in the face.  Thug #2 stabbed Cara from behind.  Cara looked at Thug #1 blankly as she tried in vain to strangle him before she was stabbed from behind by Thug #2. 
 Cara sputtered, "This can't be happening.  My life can't possibly end like this."
Thug #2 stabbed Cara from behind as she continued to stand between Thug #2 and Thug #1.  Cara tried to strangle Thug #1 only to be stabbed from behind by Thug #2 eight times.
 Cara found it hard to breath as she was stabbed from behind by Thug #2.  Her knees started to crumble from under her.  She found herself falling to the ground in a puddle of her blood.
 Cara Delevingne was no longer standing between Thug #2 and Thug #1.  Thug #2 stepped over Cara towards Thug #1.  Cara tried to stand up, but when Thug #2 and Thug #1 felt a powerful rush of emotion as they hugged each other with groin pressed on groin, Cara had no choice but to close her eyes and stop breathing with tears falling from her eyes.
Cara Delevingne is no longer alive.  Cara is legally dead.
Thug #2 said, "Are you feeling alright?"
Thug #1 said, "That scary and horrible woman tried to kill me.  I'm thankful for your rescue."
Suki Waterhouse was unable to find a third girl so she exited the Safehouse to find Cara Delevingne lying down on the ground legally dead.  Suki found Thug #1 and Thug #2 holding each other and she dove in against them both.  She kicked Thug #2 and he fell to the ground.  She punched Thug #1 and he fell against a wall for a few seconds.
Suki said, "Georgia Jagger and Cara Delevingne may be legally dead, but their plan will be completed regardless.  You can only defeat my efforts by killing me and I'm not about to let you murder me.  I'm determined to triumph against you both."
Thug #2 said, "No, I have to murder you."
Thug #1 said, "Suki is about to capture me.  You must kill her now!"
Suki Waterhouse grabbed Thug #1 from behind and she placed a knife to his throat.  Suki pressed her voluptuous breasts against Thug #1's spine as she tried to walk backwards while holding Thug #1 in a hostage situation. 
Thug #1 said, "Help, save me by killing Suki.  I'm a hostage in distress."
Suki said, "Let me escape justice and your friend gets to live."
Thug #2 said, "You're in enough trouble already young lady.  Don't force me to kill you too."
Suki said, "It's too late, I'm already making a successful escape from justice."
Feeling Suki's breasts against Thug #1's spine instead of pressing his groin on Thug #2's groin caused Thug #1 to experience a rush of positive energy.  Suki must die before he reaches the rush of positive energy so pressing his groin on Thug #1's groin will be done instead of Suki pressing her breasts on Thug #1's spine.  Time for Suki to die forever.
Thug #1 said, "Help me, you must kill Suki now."
Thug #2 said, "I'm trying, but she's not making it easy for me to kill her."








 
******
 Victoria 'Little Boots' Hesketh, Poppy Delevigne and Alison Brie












Not knowing where Victoria 'Little Boots' Heskethvanished to, both Poppy Delevigne and Alison Brie kept searching for Thug #3.  Thug #3, Thug #1 and Thug #2 finally has a chance to murder Poppy Delevingne once and for all.
Poppy said, "There they go.  We must kill them now."
Alison replied, "You'll get no argument from me."
Thug #1 grabbed Poppy Delevingne from the portion of her bra strap that rested on her spine and tossed her against the wall.  Alison Brie vanished into the crowd unaware of the fate that's about to befall Poppy Delevingne. 
Poppy said, "At last, I finally get to murder you."
Thug #1 said, "You are sadly mistaken if you think that you'll win this battle to the death between the two of us."
Thug #1 punched Poppy in the stomach twice and she kicked him to be followed by a punch to the stomach.  He responded with a kick that sent her flying to the floor.  Thug #1 kicked her again when she tried to stand up.  Poppy struggled to stand up a second time.


 Alison Brie lost wasn't sure if she should be worried when she lost track of both Victoria 'Little Boots' Hesketh and Poppy Delevigne.


 
******
Jordana Brewster was relieved when Elisha Cuthbert arrived.  However, Jordana's relief was soured when the Suspicious Guy followed Elisha to the hiding spot that she thought was safe from the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.  Now both of the doomed girls is about to die in a serial killing attack.
Jordana cried out, "What the fuck is this?  You lead us both into a trap that's impossible for both of us to escape from."
Elisha said, "Then we both have no choice but to murder the Suspicious Guy before he murders us."
The Suspicious Guy said, "Please don't attack you and I promise to allow you both the chance to escape justice without a scratch to live and fight another day."
Elisha said, "No deal, today is the day that Jordana and I will either murder you or both of us girls will die in the process."
Jordana said, "Your crimes against the female gender must be punished tonight."
Elisha punched the Suspicious Guy while Jordana kicked him five times.  Elisha punched him three times before kicking him.  Jordana punched him twice.  The Suspicious Guy tried to stand up, but he was no use against both Dandelion Girls and unable to murder them both as promised.
Jordana kicked The Suspicious Guy and he responded by punching her to the ground.  Dandelion Girl #1 snuck from behind and the Suspicious Guy punched her in the stomach.  Dandelion Girl #1 winced in pain before she lay down legally dead.  The Suspicious Guy kicked Elisha in the stomach and she lay down in a crumpled heap.  Both Jordana and Elisha stood up as the Suspicious Guy kicked Dandelion Girl #2 to the ground.  Dandelion Girl #2 lay down legally dead. 
 The Suspicious Guy punched Elisha and she lay down in a crumpled head.  The Suspicious Guy punched Dandelion Girl #3 and he kicked Dandelion Girl #4 in the stomach.  Both Dandelion Girl #3 and Dandelion Girl #4 lay down on the ground legally dead.  The Suspicious Guy shoved Jordana against the wall and she slammed to the ground in a crumpled heap.  Elisha and Jordana stood up and they advanced towards the Suspicious Guy.
Elisha said, "I'm getting sick and tired of nearly getting murdered by this creep."
Jordana replied, "I agree.  We really need to finish him once and for all."
 The Suspicious Guy kicked Dandelion Girl # 5 in the stomach and she lay down legally dead.  He turned to run away from Jordana Brewster and Elisha Cuthbert to avoid being forced to kill the two ladies.  Jordana continued to push her luck as she lost track of Elisha and continued to chase after her victimizing murderer in close pursuit.
 The Suspicious Guy punched Dandelion Girl #6, kicked Dandelion Girl #7 before tossing Dandelion Girl #8 against Dandelion Girl #9.  Dandelion Girl #6, Dandelion Girl #7, Dandelion Girl #8 and Dandelion Girl #9 lay down legally dead.  Jordana Brewster was gaining and will soon be ready to attack and murder her victimizer if he doesn't murder her in self defense first.
 Jordana grabbed him from behind and dragged the Suspicious Guy to the ground roughly with intent to murder him.  The Suspicious Guy stabbed Jordana between her breasts.  Jordana gasped in pain as tears fell from her eyes.  The Suspicious Guy stabbed her between her breasts five more times.
 Jordana treid to escape only to be stabbed from behind five times.  She started crying as she was pulled to the ground and stabbed from behind ten more times.
 Jordana said as blood tripped from her body and onto the ground, "Please let me live.  I promise that I won't attempt to murder you anymore."
The Suspicious Guy replied, "I'm sorry, but the need to murder you is much too strong."
 Jordana said, "I'll pay you money if you let me live."
The Suspicious Guy replied, "I'll be grabbing your money out of your purse after you die so there is no need for you to pay me anything.  I'm going to be getting all of your cash anyway."
 Jordana closed her eyes and she died.  Jordana Brewster is no longer alive.  Jordana Brewster is legally dead.  The Suspicious Guy kissed Jordana's legally dead body before standing up to face Elisha Cuthbert face to face.
Elisha cried out, "Oh my Goddess, what have you done?  Jordana was a wonderful lady.  There was no need for you to murder her.  Now I must murder you to avenge Jordana's death." 
 The Suspicious Guy punched Elisha in the stomach and she lay down in a crumpled heap.  The Suspicious Guy kicked Dandelion Girl #10 and she lay down legally dead. 
 Elisha stood up.  The Suspicious Guy punched Dandelion Girl #11 and she lay down legally dead.  The Suspicious Guy tossed Elisha against the wall and she lay down in a crumpled heap. 
 Elisha stood up.  The Suspicious Guy shoved Dandelion Girl #12 against the wall and she lay down legally dead.  The Suspicious Guy punched Elisha and she lay down in a crumpled heap.  The Suspicious Guy kicked Dandelion Girl #13 and she lay down legally dead.
 Elisha stood up.  Dandelion Girl #14 was shoved against Dandelion Girl #15 and both girls slammed against the wall.  Dandelion Girl #14 and Dandelion Girl #15 lay down legally dead.  The Suspicious Guy kicked Elisha and she lay down in a crumpled heap. 
 Elisha stood up.  The Suspicious Guy punched Dandelion Girl #16 and she lay down legally dead.  The Suspicious Guy punched Elisha and she fell in a crumpled heap.   
 The Suspicious Guy tried to run with Elisha in close pursuit.  The Suspicious Guy was tried in vain to shake Elisha's pursuit, but she was constantly chasing after him in close pursuit.
 Elisha lost track of the Suspicious Guy only to regain her pursuit of him seconds later.
 Elisha lost track of the Suspicious Guy again.  The frustrated girl looked around her without any sight of the Suspicious Guy.  Elisha walked forward with a frown.
 Elisha tried an alley without success.  She thought she spotted the Suspicious Guy, but she lost track of him again.  Elisha looked around her yet again without success.
 Elisha tried yet another alley.  She failed to find the Suspicious Guy.  The frustrated sexually seductive nubile teenage girl stumbled upon a building she never saw before.  She walked towards the building out of curiosity.
 Elisha hesitated.  She wasn't sure if it was a smart thing to enter the building.  She needed to find and kill the Suspicious Guy instead.
 Elisha chose to enter the building and to hell with the consequences.
 Inside the building was a hallway.  She spotted Driveway Guy #2 holding Driveway Guy #1 hostage.  Driveway Guy #3 stood facing Driveway Guy #1.
Driveway Guy #2 said, "I'm going to murder Driveway Guy #2 if you don't allow me to escape justice to live and fight another day."
Driveway Guy #3 said, "Don't do it.  You're in enough trouble already."
Driveway Guy #1 said, "I'm a man in distress.  Hurry up and kill him."
Driveway Guy #3 stabbed Driveway Guy #2 and he lay down dead.  Driveway Guy #3 and Driveway Guy #1 embraced each other.  Elisha entered the room and she checked Driveway Guy's pulse.
 Elisha noticed that all three men were dressed in their bathing suits.  She stripped to her bra and her panties.  She checked Driveway Guy #2's pulse again.
Driveway Guy #1 held Driveway Guy #3 hostage.
Driveway Guy #1 said, "Elisha and I are holding Driveway Guy #3 hostage.  Don't try to stop us both from escaping and Driveway Guy #3 won't be hurt."
Driveway Guy #3 said, "Hurry up and kill Driveway Guy #1 and Elisha Cuthbert.  I'm a man in distress and I need to be rescued."
Elisha said, "Hold on a second, I never agreed to participate in this game."
 Driveway Guy #2 stood up and he stabbed Elisha Cuthbert between her breasts.  Elisha tried to remain standing, but the dying girl's muscles was giving up the fight.  The doomed girl lay down on the ground in a puddle of blood.
Tears fell from Elisha Cuthbert's eyes as she slowly died.  Elisha Cuthbert is no longer alive.  Elisha Cuthbert is legally dead.  Driveway Guy #2 stabbed Driveway Guy #1 and he lay down dead.  Driveway Guy #2 and Driveway Guy #3 embraced each other. 
Driveway Guy #3 holding Driveway Guy #2 hostage.  Driveway Guy #1 stood facing Driveway Guy #3.
Driveway Guy #3 said, "I'm going to murder Driveway Guy #2 if you don't allow me to escape justice to live and fight another day."
Driveway Guy #1 said, "Don't do it.  You're in enough trouble already."
Driveway Guy #2 said, "I'm a man in distress.  Hurry up and kill him."
Driveway Guy #1 stabbed Driveway Guy #3 and he lay down dead.  Driveway Guy #1 and Driveway Guy #2 embraced each other.
******
Meanwhile, outside the building that Driveway Guy #1, Driveway Guy #2 and Driveway Guy #3 are inside of stood two nubile sexually seductive teenage girls.  Emma Caulfield looked at Rebecca Black.  Emma said, "I thought I saw Elisha Cuthbert chase after the Suspicious Guy, lost track of him before she entered this building.  She has yet to return from this building."
 Emma said, "It might be a good idea if both of us entered this building together instead of one at a time.  We might stand a better chance for survival."
Rebecca said, "One of us should stand guard.  If the Suspicious Guy isn't inside this building and enters this area, you should challenge him to a battle to the death.  I'll deal with whoever is inside this building and avenge Elisha's death if necessary."
Rebecca continued, "I know it's not the type of plan that you're expecting, but it's the safest route for both of us girls to take."
 Emma replied, "I don't like your plan.  It will make it easier for us both to be killed one by one if we enter that building one at a time."
 Emma said, "There has to be a way that I can convince you that your plan will get us both murdered one by one if we're not careful."
Rebecca said, "I'm sorry, but my mind is made up.  I'm going to do this plan regardless."
Rebecca said, "Don't worry Emma, I'm not going to get myself murdered.  I'm much tougher than that.  I'll kill whoever is inside this building and end this insanity once and for all."
Emma replied, "I don't know about this plan.  Too much could go wrong.  The building could be empty and I'll be vulnerable to be murdered by the Suspicious Guy.  This alley could be empty and you'll be vulnerable to be killed by Driveway Guy #1, Driveway Guy #2 and Driveway Guy #3."
 Emma continued, "There are safety in numbers."
Rebecca said, "It won't matter if there are two of us girls or only just one girl because there are three Driveway Guys inside that building.  Us girls will still be outnumbered."
 Rebecca continued, "I'd feel better if there was a girl out here to prevent the Suspicious Guy from joining the battle and wrecking everything for us."
Linda Cardellini approached Emma Caulfield and Rebecca Black. 
Linda asked, "What's going on ladies?"
 Linda continued, "I heard two women arguing and I needed to check it out.  Women walking around freely is getting more scarcer by the second around here."
Emma said, "Thank Goddess, now it's three Dandelion Girls verses all three Driveway Guys."
 Emma said, "The three of us girls has a chance for survival."
Rebecca said, "It changes nothing.  I'm going into the building alone.  Both of you girls stand guard in case the Suspicious Guy arrives."
 Rebecca said, "I'm still convinced that my plan is the best plan regardless how many Dandelion Girls we have left alive."
Linda said, "I agree with Emma on this.  All three of us girls needs to enter this building together."
Linda continued, "What Rebecca is proposing is going to make it easier for the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to wipe out all three of us girls."
Emma faced Linda and said, "You're preaching to the choir.  I don't like this one bit."
 Emma faced Rebecca and asked, "How are you going to prevent me from joining along anyway?"
Rebecca said, "Just give me ten minutes.  If I'm not out, then I'll need some reinforcement."
 Rebecca said, "Don't worry Emma, I'll be fine.  There's no way the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse is going to murder me."
Linda said, "Rebecca's plan will get al three of us girls wiped out if we're not careful.  We need a better plan than this."
Linda continued, "I'll agree to it, but I'll do so under firm protest."
Rebecca Black walked alone towards the building.  Driveway Guy #2 was fully clothed when he approached Rebecca Black. 
Driveway Guy #2 said, "I have chosen to switch sides and fight alongside the Dandilion Girls.  We both need to join forces to kidnap Driveway Guy #1."
Rebecca said, "I'd rather murder Driveway Guy #1 instead."
 Driveway Guy #2 said, "We will murder Driveway Guy #1 if Driveway Guy #3 refuses to allow us the chance to escape from the building with Driveway Guy #1 as our hostage."
Rebecca said, "But we're already outside the building.  We don't need to hold a hostage to escape from a building that we never entered in the first place."
 Driveway Guy #2 said, "But we both need to sneak into the building in an effort to murder Driveway Guy #1 and Driveway Guy #3.  If our plan to murder Driveway Guy #1 and Driveway Guy #3 fails, then we'll need to take Driveway Guy #1 hostage in an effort to escape."
Rebecca said, "Well, I was going to enter the building to murder all three Driveway Guys.  I guess it can't hurt if you can help me kill two out of three Driveway Guys."
 Driveway Guy #3 was dressed in his swimming suit when he kicked Rebecca Black in the stomach and she fell to the ground. 
Driveway Guy #3 said to Driveway Guy #2, "Switch sides badk to the good guys before it's too late."
Driveway Guy #2 replied, "You have no choice but to murder both Rebecca Black and myself."
 Rebecca Black stood up and Driveway Guy #3 punched her in the stomach.
 Driveway Guy #3 picked up Rebecca Black and punched her before dropping the girl to the ground.
 Rebecca Black stood up and she was punched in the stomach.  She tried to punch Driveway Guy #3 and he blocked her blow.
 Rebecca Black punched Driveway Guy #3.
 Rebecca Black punched Driveway Guy #3 five more times.  Driveway Guy #3 tried to race back towards the building.  Rebecca Black chased after him with intent to murder him.
 Rebecca Black turned towards Driveway Guy #2 and said, "Come on, let's join forces and kill Driveway Guy #3 before it's too late."
Driveway Guy #2 replied, "I'm right behind you lady."
 Rebecca Black ran towards the building.  Driveway Guy #2 was close behind her.
 Rebecca Black opened the door to the building.  She entered and held the door open so that Driveway Guy #2 can also enter too.
 Rebecca Black entered the building.  Driveway Guy grabbed Driveway Guy #1 from behind. 
Driveway Guy #2 said, "Rebecca Black and myself are holding Driveway Guy #1 hostage.  The only way you can stop us both is to murder both of us."
Driveway Guy #3 said, "Please surrender before it's too late.  You're in enough trouble already."
Rebecca said, "You're the dumbass who is in trouble."
 Driveway Guy #3 tried to stab Rebecca Black as Driveway Guy #2 grabbed Driveway Guy #1 from behind with a knife to the throat.  Rebecca blocked the blow.
 Driveway Guy #2 said, "The building security alarm won't let us leave unless we're dressed in our underwear.  We both must strip to our underwear."
Rebecca replied, "I'm not going to strip to my underwear.  Are you crazy."
 Driveway Guy #2 said, "Then we won't be able to leave the building with the hostage."
Rebecca said, "Then we need to find another way out."
 Driveway Guy #2 said, "There is no other way out."
Rebecca said, "Ok, I'll strip to my underwear.  But I'm not going to enjoy it."
Rebecca Black stripped to her bra and panties before Driveway Guy #3 stabbed her between her breasts seven times.  Rebecca Black winced in pain before she lay down on the ground legally dead.
Driveway Guy #1 said, "Hurry up and kill Driveway Guy #2 before it's too late."
Driveway Guy #3 stabbed Driveway Guy #2 and he lay down on the ground dead.  Driveway Guy #3 and Driveway Guy #1 embraced each other.  Driveway Guy #2 stood up alive and well.  Rebecca Black continued to lie on the ground in a puddle of blood and she's legally dead forever.
Driveway Guy #2 said, "My turn to play the hero.  Somebody else has to play the villain."
******
Linda Cardellini walked across the parking lot and towards the building.  The teenage girl took a deep breath before she swung open the door to walk inside. 
 Driveway Guy #3 approached Linda before saying, "I have switched sides and now I'm fighting for the Dandilion Girls.  We need to kidnap Driveway Guy #2 as punishment for his betrayal."
Linda said, "I was going to kill all three Driveway Guys, but I can start with the second one first."
 Driveway Guy #3 grabbed Driveway Guy #2 hostage from behind as Linda punched Driveway Guy #1 in the stomach with a smile on her face.
Driveway Guy #3 said, "Linda and I are taking Driveway Guy #2 hostage.  The only way you can stop the two of us is to murder both of us."
Linda said, "Go ahead and try to murder me and you'll be surprised how fierce I am in fighting back."
 Driveway Guy #2 said, "Hurry up Driveway Guy #1, you must murder both Linda and Driveway Guy #3 before it's too late."
Linda said, "It's already much too late asshole."
Driveway Guy #3 said, "Linda and I are now leaving with the hostage.  Don't try to kill us both on the way out of the building."
Driveway Guy #1 said, "I must kill you both as you both try to leave the building."
 Linda stripped to her bra and panties before she was stabbed in the stomach.  Linda crumpled to her hands and knees.  Driveway Guy #3 was stabbed from behind and he fell to the ground dead.  Linda tried to stand up only to be stabbed between her breasts five times.
Linda lay down on the ground with tears streaming down her face as it got harder for the dying girl to breath.  Linda looked at Driveway Guy #3 with a blank empty expression before she died.  Linda Cardellini is legally dead.  Driveway Guy #1 embraced Driveway Guy #2.  Driveway Guy #3 stood up alive and well.  Linda Cardellini is still legally dead.
Emma Caulfield entered the building.  Emma kicked Driveway Guy #1 and he fell to the ground.  Emma kicked Driveway Guy #3 and he fell to the ground.  Emma kicked Driveway Guy #2 and he fell to the ground. 
Emma said, "No more games.  No more fake conversions.  This time all three of you will die forever and nothing can save all three of you from dying."
Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) approached Emma Caulfield as she stood over all three wounded Driveway Guys with arrogant pride.
Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) said, "It might be easier to murder all three Driveway Guys if you stood only in your underwear and picked one for a hostage."
Emma said, "It's a stupid idea, but I'll give it a try."
Emma removed her clothes and she only stood in her bra and panties.
 Emma had second thoughts and she put her clothes back on.
Emma said, "Hold on a second, why are you helping me?"
Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) said, "I switched sides and now I'm helping the Dandilion Girls.  We need to escape the building with a hostage before both of us are killed."
 Emma said, "I'm not going to leave this building with a hostage.  I'm going to kill all three Driveway Guys right now."
Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A..) said, "Allow me to help you kill all three Driveway Guys."
 Emma asked, "Can I trust you?"
Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) said, "You can trust me."
 And so Emma started to remove her clothes again.
 Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) smiled as Emma removed her dress to stand only in her bra and panties.  They lovingly kissed.  They lovingly kissed five more times.
 Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) said, "Now we need to pick a hostage."
Emma said, "Screw that, I'm going to kill all three Driveway Guys right now."
 Emma lovingly kissed Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A..).  They lovingly kissed ten times.
 Emma pressed Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) to the ground.  She started to lie down on top of him face down as he lay on the ground face up.  They kissed three more times.
 Emma kissed Captain Kite (He's Higher Than a...) with a smile on her face.
Emma said, "We're taking Driveway Guy #3 hostage."
Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) said, "Come on, let's escape before we are both murdered."
Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) took Driveway Guy #3 hostage.  Driveway Guy #1 and Driveway Guy #2 stood up to face Emma and Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...).
Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) said, "Emma and I are taking Driveway Guy #3 hostage.  The only way you can stop the two of us is to murder us both."
Driveway Guy #3 said, "Hurry up and kill them both before it's too late.  I'm a man in distress."
 Driveway Guy #1 stabbed Emma from behind as Driveway Guy #2 stabbed Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...).
Driveway Guy #2 stabbed Emma Caulfield and she fell to the ground in a puddle of blood.  She tried to speak, but there was too much blood in her throat.  The girl's vision got darker as she slowly died as seventy percent of her blood soaked the carpet below her.  Emma Caulfield is legally dead.  Driveway Guy #1 stabbed Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A..." and he died for three minutes before rising from the dead without a scratch.  Emma Caulfield is legally dead forever.  Driveway Guy #1, Driveway Guy #2, Driveway Guy #3 and Captain Kite (He's Higher Than A...) embraced each other. 
******
Charlie Cheerleader asked, "Are the Dandelion Girls in the Second Safehouse completely wiped out?  I think we killed them all."
Rabbi Ralph said, "It won't hurt to check out this building in detail a second time just to be sure."
Car Lad said, "We may not need to because the Dandelion Girls in this building appears to be wiped out?  Though I don't remember seeing Jessica Lowndes getting murdered."
Birthday Lad said, "Jessica Lowndes hasn't been murdered yet."
Mark said, "How would you know?  You were in captivity at the mercy of the Dandelion Girls for most of the Dandelion Girl massacre going on in this building."
Birthday Lad said, "I could see dead girl bodies scattered around the hallways and rooms of this building just as clearly as you could."
Lame Lad said, "I wish I could've asked out a few of those Dandelion Girls before they got wiped out.  Some of those Dandelion Girls are cute."
A Friendly Person said, "It's a miracle that Lame Lad survived a fight to the death against a Dandelion Girl in the first place."
The Liason said, "Hold on a second, I hear female voices nearby.  Perhaps this is our chance to defeat and kill Jessica Lowndes once and for all."
The Liason, Car Lad, Lame Lad, Birthday Lad, A Friendly Person, Charlie Cheerleader, Rabbi Ralph and Mark Merehaige walked down the hallways of the Second Safehouse when they encountered a group of girls who needs to be wiped out one by one.  Brad Goreski was being held prisoner of Jessica Lowndes, Morgan Saylor, Iggy Azalea, Padma Lakshmi and Perrey Reeves.  Which of the five girls gets to die first?
Car Lad, Lame Lad, Birthday Lad, A Friendly Person, Charlie Cheerleader, Rabbi Ralph and Mark Merehaige followed Jessica Lowndes as she lead them towards a closet.  Car Lad, Lame Lad, Birthday Lad, A Friendly Person, Charlie Cheerleader, Rabbi Ralph and Mark Merehaige were lead into the closet before Jessica Lowndes snuck out and locked the door.  Only the Liason was able to prevent himself from being held prisoner of Jessica Lowndes because he didn't allow himself to be seduced by Jessica Lowndes' beauty.  Now it's up to Liason to kill Jessica Lowndes, Morgan Saylor, Iggy Azalea, Padma Lakshmi and Perrey Reeves as they hold Brad Goreski prisoner directly and hold Car Lad, Lame Lad, Birthday Lad, A Friendly Person, Charlie Cheerleader, Rabbi Ralph and Mark Merehaige much more indirectly.
Iggy asked, "Did you do it?  Did you kill some of those Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killers once and for all?"
Jessica said, "I did something better.  I'm holding them prisoner in exchange for money, information and safe passage out of this building."
Iggy said, "I'd feel better of those guys are dead."
Brad said, "You're a horrible woman Iggy.  You should be ashamed of yourself."
Iggy said, "I never asked you."
Morgan said, "So we got the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse invasion force contained?"
Iggy said, "We need hostages to bargain with because some Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse thugs hasn't been contained yet."
Padma said, "I think I see the Liason here somewhere around here.  Perrey and I will go and check to see if the Liason is around here somewhere."
Perrey said, "The Liason will be surprised if he thinks that he can successfully kill Padma and myself.  It will be the last mistake he'll ever make."
Jessica said, "Be careful Padma.  Don't take any unnecessary chances.  The same goes for Perrey."
Brad said, "Please get yourself killed ladies.  It will make my life easier."
Iggy said, "I told you to shut up damn it."
Padma said, "Not to worry, Perrey and I isn't going to screw up and get ourselves killed."
Perrey said, "It's going to be the Liason who's about to suffer and die sadomasochism style."
Morgan said, "Jessica Stroup said the same thing and now she's dead."
Jessica Lowndes said, "I got four girls with me to make sure I don't end up dead like Jessica Stroup ended up dead."
Morgan said, "I only hope that I live up to your expectations without getting killed in the process."
Jessica faced Morgan and she said, "Oh you better of I'll kill you as punishment for your failures."
Iggy Azalea, Padma Lakshmi and Perrey Reeves walked alongside each other as they walked down the soon-to-be-empty hallways of the Second Dandelion Girls Safehouse.
Iggy said, "I don't see the Liason.  Perhaps he fled the building in fear."
Perrey said, "The Liason didn't flee the building in fear and terror.  He wouldn't do that when we're holding hostages who need to be rescued.  Just because we can't see him doesn't mean that he isn't hiding somewhere around here."
Padma faced Iggy and she said, "You need to return to Jessica and Morgan to have them reinforced.  Perrey and I can handle the search for the Liason."
Iggy said, "I certainly hope so.  I don't want to hear about anymore Dandelion Girl murders."
 Perrey said, "Just because no Dandelion Girl is allowed to survive this final level doesn't mean that Padma and I are going to die soon."
Iggy said, "Your overconfidence could be our downfall."
Padma said, "You don't need to be so worried.  Perrey and I are just around the corner."
Iggy said, "You better be right about that.  I'll be nearby if you need me."
Iggy Azalea walked away leaving only Padma Lakshmi and Perrey Reeves.
Perrey said, "There is this room in front of us that we didn't check yet.  You stand guard while I check out the room."
Padma said, "That's a really bad idea.  You could get yourself killed."
 Perrey said, "We won't win any victories without taking a few chances."
Padma said, "We won't win any victories by taking foolish chances."
Perrey said, "I never took any foolish chances."
Padma said, "You didn't take any foolish chances yet, but it's not morning yet."
 Perrey said, "You never knew me to take any foolish chances."
Padma said, "There's always a first time for everything."
 Perrey said, "Well, this room needs to be checked out.  Either you check out the room and I'll stand guard or we check out the room together."
Padma said, "I'll check out the room and you stand guard."
 Perrey said, "I can live with the compromise."
Padma said, "I certainly hope you can live with the compromise."
 Padma said, "Wish me luck."
Perrey said, "Good luck."
Padma entered the room while Perrey stood guard.  The Liason grabbed Perrey and tried to strangle the girl from behind.  She rammed her left elbow causing him to lose his strangulation grip against her.  She spun around the kick the Liason before punching him.
Perrey punched the Liason, he kicked her, she punched him, she punched him again, he tried to punch the girl and she blocked the blow before kicking him.  She kicked him two more times before punching him.  He punched her twice, she kicked him and he punched her again.
 Perrey kicked the Liason twice.
 Perrey punched the Liason twice.  He doubled over in pain before she punched him five more times with a wide smile on her face.
 Perrey said, "You're going to wish you never attacked me."
The Liason said, "Bring it on lady and I'll show you which of us is going to die soon."
 Perrey said, "Oh yeah, one of us is going to die, but it won't be me."
The Liason said, "You keep saying that delusion and you'll soon start to believe it."
 Perrey kicked the Liason twice and he started to stagger.  Perrey smiled again before she kicked him five more times causing him to slam against the wall in visible pain.
 Perrey took advantage of the situation by punching the Liason twice.  The girl was close to killing him.  It's no longer possible to allow Perrey the chance to escape.  The girl must die now!
 The Liason punched Perrey and she blocked his second attempt to punch her with another smile.
 Perrey grabbed Hostage Man from behind and she pressed her voluptuous breasts on Hostage Man's spine as her lips was inches away from the back of Hostage Man's neck.
Perrey said, "I'm going to kill your friend over here if you don't allow me to escape."
The Liason said, "You're in enough trouble already lady, don't ruin your only hope of escape by taking another hostage.  You got enough hostages already."
Perrey said, "One more isn't going to hurt."
Hostage Man said, "You can start rescuing the hostages by killing Perrey now before it's too late."
 The Liason walked behind Perrey and he stabbed her from behind.  Perrey released her grip against Hostage Man as she slowly slipped down to the floor.  She tried to stand up again only to be stabbed from behind five more times.  Perrey started to drool blood as she lay down on the floor in a puddle of her blood as she slowly started to die.
 Perrey stopped breathing as her eyes closed.  Finally, it's done.  The first hostage is rescued and the first of five girls has been murdered.  Hostage Man ran towards the Liason and they hugged each other as Perrey lay on the floor and she died.
Perrey Reeves is no longer alive.  Perrey is legally dead.
It's up to Liason and Hostage Man to kill Jessica Lowndes, Morgan Saylor, Iggy Azalea and Padma Lakshmi as they hold Brad Goreski prisoner directly and hold Car Lad, Lame Lad, Birthday Lad, A Friendly Person, Charlie Cheerleader, Rabbi Ralph and Mark Merehaige much more indirectly.
Padma returned, but she was unaccompanied.
Jessica asked, "What happened to Perrey?"
Padma replied, "Perrey is legally dead.  Her attempt to stand guard while I check out the room failed and now she's dead forever."
Brad said, "That's one good thing to be thankful about."
Iggy said, "Shut up asshole."
Morgan said, "We still have no idea where the Liason is hiding.  We need to send a girl out to find him now before it's too late and us girls gets wiped out."
Padma said, "Don't send me out there to die."
 Brad said, "Padme needs to be sent out to die."
Iggy said, "Don't force me to hit you asshole."
Padma said, "I will go out there to check the room again, but I won't like it."
Morgan said, "Nobody is asking you to like it, but you need to make sure that there is nobody out there who's successful in bring us girls to justice by killing us girls off one by one."
Jessica faced Morgan and she said, "Be careful Morgan, don't force me to kill you because this gamble of yours is starting to fail badly."
 Morgan said, "I'm going to die anyway if we don't find the Liason and kill him so our attempt to gain and hold hostages won't fail badly."
Jessica said, "The hostage idea was your idea so you must die at my hands if there are two more girl deaths related to the failure of this scheme."
Morgan said, "Don't worry, I got this."
Iggy said, "Don't worry Jessica, Morgan never failed before."
Jessica said, "I certainly hope so."
Padma said, "I'm not going to like checking a second time.  Two times may not be the charm if I'm killed while entering that room again."
 Morgan said, "I'll kill you Padma if you don't cooperate."
Jessica said, "I'll kill you Morgan if Iggy and Padma gets themselves killed."
Morgan said, "I got this.  Don't worry."
Iggy said, "Good luck Padma, don't take any unnecessary chances."
Padma said, "I'll try to be careful, but I'm doubtful of my chances for success."
Padma walked away from the group and she walked towards the room.  Car Lad slipped out of the closet, but Padma accidently locked it again.  She found the key to the closet in left bra cup of Perrey's dead body.  Now it's necessary to kill Padma to get the keys to unlock the closet and rescue more hostages.  Time for Padma to die.
 Padma entered the room a second time.  Hostage Man and the Liason entered the room too.  Hostage Man kicked Padma as she kicked the Liason once and punched Hostage Man twice.  Hostage Man punched Padma,  the Liason punched Padma, Padma punched the Liason before Hostage Man kicked her twice and the Liason punched her again.
 Hostage Man punched Padma, she tried to punch the Liason, but Hostage Man blocked the blow before punching her.  Hostage Man punched Padma, the Liason punched Padma before Hostage Man punched Padma.  Padma started to stagger as Car Lad entered the room to kill Padma.
 Padma kicked the Liason to the floor.  Padma kicked Hostage Man to the floor.  Time for Car Lad to kill Padma before it's too late.
 Car Lad kicked Padma and she started to stagger before looking at her murderer with a blank empty expression.  Padma stopped breathing as she crashed to the floor and died.  Both the Liason and Hostage Man stood up and they hugged Car Lad.
Hostage Man said, "Thank GOD you killed that horrible woman."
Car Lad said, "We're not done yet.  There are three more Dandelion Girls to kill."
The Liason said, "But it's a good start."
Padma Lakshmi is no longer alive.  Padma is legally dead.
It's up to Liason, Car Lad and Hostage Man to kill Jessica Lowndes, Morgan Saylor and Iggy Azalea as they hold Brad Goreski prisoner directly and hold Lame Lad, Birthday Lad, A Friendly Person, Charlie Cheerleader, Rabbi Ralph and Mark Merehaige much more indirectly.  Iggy Azzlea needs to be murdered before Jessica is forced to kill Morgan for her continued failures.  Then it's time to kill Jessica once and for all when she's the last girl standing.
Brad faced Iggy and he said, "I'll continue to threaten you until you attack me and force me to kill you.  The end of our feud is almost here."
Iggy said, "I'm going to attack you if you keep talking to me like this."
Morgan said, "You need to calm down."
Iggy said, "I can't calm down when the need for me to kill Brad is more and more obvious."
Jessica said, "I don't like how this plan is falling apart."
Morgan said, "For crying out loud, I got this."
Brad faced Jessica and he said, "Morgan doesn't have this under control.  She'll continue to insult you until you punish her for her incompetence."
Iggy said, "I'm going to attack and kill you hostage or no hostage if you keep this up."
Brad said, "Attack me and it will be necessary to kill you in self defense."
Iggy said, "As if I give a shit."





 

******
 Shantel Van Santen was approached by Jessica Lowndes as Alison Brie stood nearby the two women.
Jessica Lowndes said, "Julia Louise-Dreyfus ordered the three of us girls to make sure the unwanted intruders are forced out of the party."
Alison said with a groan, "Oh damn it, I was starting to enjoy the party."
Jessica Lowndes replied, "You can always return to the party once the unwanted intruders are forced out.  I'm sure the crises will be very brief and temporary."
Shantel said, "I'm not expecting conflict to interrupt the party, but I don't want the unwanted intruders inside the Safehouse longer than needed." 
 Jessica Lowndes said, "I'm not expecting any problems with the three of us taking charge of the situation.  I'm not sure where Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jessica Stroup vanished to, but I'm sure the two women are fine."
Shantel asked, "How many unwanted intruders are there inside the Safehouse?"
Jessica Lowndes replied, "I think there are three unwanted intruders."
Alison said, "There are three of us girls so we're evenly matched." 


























 
******
Carrie Underwood watched as Teri Hatcher approached her. 
Carrie asked, "Hey, what's up?"
Teri replied, "We got some intruders that we can't seem to get rid of them.  I was hoping you could either toss them out or kill them."
Carrie replied, "Oh yeah, I'll be more than happy to get rid of our pest problem."
Teri replied, "Thanks, you're a sweetheart.  I'll owe you one if you can get rid of these jerks without getting murdered."
Carrie replied, "Oh I got a few tricks up my sleeve."
 Carrie said, "It would be an honor to be the first Dandelion Girl to get rid of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse without dying in the process."
Teri replied, "I know how that feels.  I want that honor and distinction too."
And so Teri Hatcher watched as Carrie Underwood vanished into the crowd.  She thought that somebody in the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse was watching her.  The doomed nubile sexually seductive teenage girl looked behind her and she thought she saw somebody hid the second she turned around.  But the fleeting image was too quick moving for her to know for certain.
 Teri Hatcher shrugged her shoulders as she returned to the direction that she was walking towards.  And if she was being followed by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse serial killer, her inability to see her being followed brought her victimizer out of hiding.  And thus, Teri Hatcher had no idea how close she came to being murdered in a serial killing attack.
 Teri Hatcher checked her cell phone, but the girl she was trying to make a telephone call was already legally dead and unable to answer her telephone.  Teri was worried, but that didn't deter her from trying to make progress anyway---No matter how doomed such an effort will end up becoming.
Meanwhile, Carrie Underwood was walking in the opposite direction.  And if she was being followed, she was unable to see it or get any sort of proof that such a thing was going on.  She kept her hidden knife inside her purse just in case such a weapon was needed.



 












 
******
Jennifer Nettles approached Reba McEntire with a frown on her face.  It wasn't a good night for the girl and now it's gotten worse with the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse getting closer than she normally would've been comfortable with.  Doom overwhelmed the nubile sexually seductive girl as the two women found a portion of the Safehouse the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse hasn't invaded and taken over---Not yet at any rate.
 Jennifer Nettles said, "You said it was ok to throw a party.  You told me that no more Dandelion Girls were going to die.  What the hell is this?"
Reba McEntire said, "Ok, the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse invading this building and killing off way too many Dandelion Girls wasn't what either of us were expecting.  We can still fix things by killing off the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse before they succeed in killing us both too."
Jennifer Nettles replied, "I was going to do that anyway.  I just thought you had some foolproof plan beyond just picking a misogynist girl hating creep and trying to kill him off."
 Reba replied, "Picking a misogynist girl hating creep and trying to kill him off is the only strategy I got right now.  We just have to fist fight them all one by one into the graveyard."
Jennifer replied, "Great.  Wonderful.  Superb.   I'll just take a deep breath before exiting the shrinking safety zone to endanger my life trying to wipe out the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."
Reba replied, "The Girl Hating, Woman Hating Posse's successful effort to wiping out the Dandelion Girls isn't fun for me either.  I'm in danger of being murdered too."
Jennifer Nettles took a deep breath as she looked at the door.  Jennifer Nettles fails to realize that Reba McEntire can't die until Jennifer Nettles dies and Jennifer Nettles is about to die a few minutes from now.  It's not a matter of if Jennifer Nettles and Reba McEntire will die, but it's a matter of when they will both die one by one.
******
Meanwhile, Julia Louise-Dreyfus continued to work her way through the party.  She was brimming with confidence and style.







Teri Hatcher approached Julia Louis-Dreyfus and the two women warmly greeted each other.














 






******
Melanie Chisholm watched from a safe distance as Dandelion Girls inside the Safe House was getting wiped out one by one until only five girls maximum were left alive.  And when those five girls are killed, the Dandelion Girls will only have one building left to lose control over before the Dandelion Girls are defeated once and for all.  And when it's all done, no Dandelion Girls are allowed to be left standing after the Girl Killing Posse succeeds in wiping them all out forever. 
Melanie's voluptuous chest heaved when she walked behind Goldfish Man without him realizing it.  Because if Goldfish Man knew that he was being followed by a Dandelion Girl, he'd be forced to kill her before she succeeds in killing him. 
Melanie C. have succeeded in keeping a low profile up until now.  But the time for keeping a low profile is done.   As one of five girls still alive and breathing, the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse can't gain control over the Second Safe House until Melanie C. has been defeated and killed.  It isn't a matter of if Melanie C. will be killed.  It's a matter of when she will be killed.
Melanie C. was tempted to savagely strangle Goldfish Man from behind until he kills her in self defense to reduce the surviving girls from five down to four.  However, Goldfish Man was walking much too quickly to make it possible for Melanie C. to savagely attack and strangle him from behind.  So the doomed girl got to survive a tiny bit longer. 
Melanie C. walked up a flight of stairs towards the top of the staircase to the Second Safe House.  Geri Halliwell, Melanie C., Melanie B., Victoria Beckham and Emma Bunton faced each other as they looked down from the top of the staircase at Goldfish Man.  All five girls have kept a low profile up until now.  But no Dandelion Girl is allowed to survive this level.  This level can only end with all surviving Dandelion Girls wiped out all the way down to zero.  One of the five girls needs to walk down from the staircase, launch a savage attack until she is killed now.  Which of the five girls gets to be the first of the five girls to die.
Geri said, "I'm sorry, but a decision has to be made.  I'm going down the staircase now if Melanie B. isn't going down the staircase instead of me."
Melanie B. said, "We can always attack as a five girl group simultaneously."
Emma said, "But all five of us girls isn't allowed to survive this level.  No Dandelion Girl is allowed to survive this level.  Attacking as a five girl group would defy that rule."
Melanie B. said, "Good, we need to defy that rule.  It was a stupid rule to start with."
Victoria faced Melanie B. before she said, "Geri isn't going to attack with four other girls.  She wants to attack alone.  You must follow her down the staircase to convince her otherwise."   
 Melanie B. said, "I'm not going down there and that's final.  Geri isn't walking down that staircase alone either and that's final too.  I'm putting my foot down."
Emma said, "Nobody is going to force me to chase after Geri either."
Geri said, "I'm not asking Melanie B. and Emma to risk their living chasing after me.  I'm walking down the staircase alone.  I'll kill Melanie B. and Emma for disobedience if they chase after me."
Victoria said, "I'm going to kill Melanie B. and Emma for disobedience if they don't risk their lives chasing after you."
Melanie C. said, "Oh Goddess, it's already starting to fall apart for the five of us girls."
Geri asked, "You're being a bit overdramatic.  None of us girls are dead yet."
Melanie C. said, "Emphasis on the words not dead yet."
Melanie B. said, "So Emma and I will be killed if we chase after Geri, Emma and I will be killed if we don't chase after Geri, Emma and I will be killed one by one if we don't reach Geri fast enough."
Emma said, "And then what happens?  Geri dies anyway after Melanie B and I are defeated?"
Geri said, "Hello, none of us girls are dead yet."
Victoria said, "Let's keep it that way Geri.  Don't do anything stupid that will reduce us five girls down to two."
 Geri said, "I'll kill Melanie B. and Emma right now if they agree to chase after me."
Emma said, "Hold on a second, that's not even fair."
Melanie B. said, "I'm not excited about being the first of us five girls to die."
Melanie C. said, "Stop talking like us five girls has already been wiped out."
Geri said, "That's what I keep trying to say."
Victoria said, "Then stay here where there is safety in numbers."
Victoria faced Melanie C. and she said, "Investigate that sound or I'll kill you for disobedience." 
Melanie C. frowned and she walked away from the girls and towards the source of the sound.  She wasn't killed when Emma and Geri approached her.
Emma said, "I figured you might need some help."
Melanie C. said, "I need some help."
Geri said, "Don't get too comfortable.  I'm still going down that staircase alone."
Melanie C. groaned with frustration as Melanie B. and Victoria entered the room.  Melanie C. stood next to Emma, Geri, Victoria and Melanie B.
Melanie B. said, "I guess the gang's all here.  No fatalities or anything."
 Geri spun around to face Melanie C., Victoria, Emma and Melanie B.
Geri said, "Perhaps Melanie C. didn't die because Emma and I disrupted the murderer's concentration.  What's going to happen when Emma, Melanie B. and I are killed and Melanie C. needs to die before Victoria can die."
Melanie C. said, "Oh great, now you told our murdering victimizer how to wipe us out."
Emma said, "I don't like the sound of that."
Melanie C. said, "Getting wiped out isn't supposed to be pleasant."
Melanie B. said, "So what's the alternative to getting wiped out?  Attacking as a five girl group?  Melanie C.'s plan actually could work."
Victoria said, "All that will be ruined if Geri walks down the staircase alone to investigate the weird noise that Melanie C. has been unable to investigate without getting interrupted by Geri and Emma."
Geri said, "Oh great, punish me for having some element of common sense."
Melanie C. said, "You wouldn't be walking down the staircase alone if you had any common sense."
Geri said, "I guess one of us five girls has to attack and die since no Dandelion Girls are allowed to survive this level.  The first of us five girls to die might as well be me.  Wish me luck.  I hope Melanie B. and Emma doesn't volunteer to die first before I get to die."
Geri didn't wait for a response.  The doomed nubile sexually seductive girl walked down the flight of stairs towards the bottom of the staircase.  Nothing.  Goldfish Man was too busy tying his shoelaces to attack and kill Geri Hallwell.  The girl continued to explore the first level anyway.  She walked over the dead bodies of fallen Dandelion Girls as she explored the building which is now both trashed and ruined with dead Dandelion Girls scattered all over the place.
 Goldfish Man finally figured out how to tie his shoelaces as Geri walked inches away and then spun around to give him the ability to strangle her to death from behind.  Then his shoelaces fell apart and he struggled to tie his shoes.  Geri walked forward and the chance to kill her was ruined.
Geri had no idea how close she was to getting herself killed.
Victoria faced Melanie C., Melanie B. and Emma before she said, "Ok ladies, either Melanie B. or Emma has to chase after Geri and bring her back upstairs where it's safe.  I'll kill both of you girls if you don't volunteer somebody now."
 Emma said, "Hold on a second, that's not a fair thing to ask of Melanie B. and I.  Neither of us girls wants to risk our lives and get killed in the first place."
Melanie B. said, "You don't balance out stupidity with an even bigger act of stupidity."
Melanie C. said, "You should listen to Melanie B. and Emma while they're both still alive.  They might be on to something."
 Victoria said, "I will not allow my judgement to be questioned."
Melanie C. said, "You need to lay off the arrogance.  Not when us Dandelion Girls are getting wiped out all the way down to zero.  Arrogance is a bad idea when no Dandelion Girl is allowed to survive this level under any circumstances."
Melanie B. said, "Emma and I isn't going anywhere and that's final."
Emma said, "Victoria might as well murder Melanie B. and I because both of us girls isn't going anywhere anytime soon."
 Victoria said, "I need to adjust my makeup.  I expect Melanie C. to be the only girl still here on the second floor when I return from having my makeup adjusted."
Emma said, "Don't be that way Victoria.  You don't need to view Melanie B. and I as barriers.  Think of us as friends to rely on instead."
Melanie B. said, "Emma and I may need to kill Victoria if she insists on forcing the two of us down the flight of stairs."
Victoria said, "I'm ready to fight against Melanie B. and Emma to the death of they are still here after I finish adjusting my makeup.  Think of it ladies."
Melanie C. said, "Your makeup is fine Victoria."
Victoria said, "I beg to differ."
Victoria Beckham walked away from Melanie C., Melanie B. and Emma and she walked towards the Women's Bathroom.  Nobody strangled her from behind because there was four girls still standing in the way.  Only Victoria Beckham is allowed to be alive out of the surviving five girls in order to get her chance to be strangled and killed once and for all. 
 Victoria continued to apply makeup which could've gone to the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse instead.  That can't be allowed!  Victoria must die now!  Victoria clearly needs to die, but how will it be done if no Dandelion Girl is allowed to survive this level and there are four Dandelion Girls preventing Victoria's chance to die once and for all?  Find out as this story continues.
And as Victoria applied her makeup, the door was opened.  Will a Dandelion Girl enter that doorway?  Four out of five Dandelion Girls must die now to prevent that from happening.  Will Goldfish Man enter that doorway to strangle Victoria from behind?  Four out of five Dandelion Girls must die to make sure that happens.  But where will Goldfish Man find three out of the four necessary murders to make sure that he enters the Women's Bathroom to strangle Victoria to death instead of a Dandelion Girl entering the Women's Bathroom to talk to Victoria? 
 Melanie B. said, "I guess I should be the first of us three girls to walk down the flight of stairs to find Geri and prevent her from getting killed."
Emma faced Melanie B. before she said, "But I'll be killed second if you're killed first."
Melanie C. said, "If only one of us three girls are allowed to enter the Women's Bathroom to talk to Victoria instead of Goldfish Man entering the Women's Bathroom to strangle her, then it needs to be that way.  My plan for a five girl assault can't fail until Melanie B. and Emma dies trying to find Geri to prevent her murder."
Melanie B. said, "It won't take long.  I will return alive and well."
 Melanie C. faced Melanie B. before she said, "You better return alive and well."
Emma said, "I'll escort Melanie B. down the stairs."
Melanie B. said, "Not without your lucky bracelet."
Emma said, "Damn it, I forgot about that."
 Melanie C. said, "That won't work at all.  Melanie B. will be attacked and killed by the time Emma finds her lucky bracelet.  It won't be much of a lucky bracelet if that happens."
Emma said, "I'm sorry, but I can't function without my lucky bracelet."
Melanie B. said, "Don't take too long finding you lucky bracelet.  Don't put me in danger of being killed once and for all."
Melanie B. walked down the flight of stairs.  She unwillingly stood between Golfish Man and Geri.  Geri can't die until Melanie B. dies first.  Time for Melanie B. to die.  Goldfish Man punched Melanie B. once before he kicked her to the ground.  Melanie B. winced in pain as she rolled over from her back to her stomach.
Melanie B. struggled to a crawling position as Goldfish Man walked closer towards the dying woman.  He kicked her in the stomach five times and she crashed face down to the floor.  The dying woman was unable to move a muscle as her life slowly started to slip away.
Melanie B. tried to say something.  She was unable to say anything.  She tried to keep her eyes open.  She was unable to keep her eyes open.  She tried to prevent herself from dying.  She was unable to prevent herself from dying. 
Goldfish Man walked closer as Melanie B. closed her eyes and she stopped breathing.  The first of five girls has been defeated and murdered.   
 Melanie B. is no longer alive.  Melanie B. is legally dead.
Geri was unaware that Melanie B. is legally dead.  Goldfish Man followed Geri with intention to kill the girl once and for all.  He spun the girl around and he punched her in the stomach.  Geri doubled over in pain as she slammed against one of the walls while twisting in agony and pain.
Goldfish Man was prepared to deliver another punch against Geri.  It wasn't necessary for him to do so.  Geri sunk to her knees as she looked at her murderer with a wounded expression on her face.  She tried to say something, but the dying woman was unable to form the words. 
Geri tried to prevent herself from lying down because she knew that she'll never stand up again once she lay down.  She found herself falling into a lying down position.  She lost control of her muscles and found herself a prisoner of a body that was dying.  She tried breathing, but even that was getting harder to accomplish.  A tear rolled down her face when she realized the end has arrived for her.
 Geri knew that she would be unable to open her eyes again once she closed her eyes.  She closed her eyes against her wishes.  She stopped breathing after she closed her eyes.  Finally, it was over.  Geri has been defeated and killed once and for all.
 Geri Halliwell is no longer alive.  Geri Halliwell is legally dead.
Emma Bunton walked down the flight of stairs.  She didn't see Melanie B.  She didn't see Geri.  Victoria and Melanie C. was still upstairs.  Goldfish Man can't walk upstairs to kill them without first killing and punishing Emma once and for all.  Time for Emma to die.
Emma walked over the dead body of Melanie B.  Emma walked over the dead body of Geri.  She walked towards Goldfish Man. 
Emma said, "I've became your dancing partner."
Goldfish Man said, "The predicament of your survival is only temporary."
Emma said, "Talk all you want, but I'm still alive and well dumbass." 
Emma tried to punch him and he blocked her blow.  He kicked the girl to the floor and she went flying against a wall with a harsh thud.  Emma looked at her murderer with a wounded expression before she slid to the floor in a crumpled heap.  The dying woman tried to stand up, but she was unable to do so.  He walked closer to the dying girl as she struggled to breathe. 
 Emma's left hand moved and he stabbed her in the back to make sure the doomed girl dies.  Emma closed her eyes and she stopped breathing.  The doomed girl has died.
 Emma Bunton is no longer alive.  Emma Bunton is legally dead.
Goldfish Man walked up a flight of stairs.  Melanie C. was about to enter the Women's Bathroom to talk to Victoria.  The chance to kill Victoria will be ruined forever if Melanie C. enters the Women's Bathroom to talk to Victoria.  Only Goldfish Man can enter the Women's Bathroom to kill Victoria.  But in order to do so, Melanie Chisholm must die now!  Time for Melanie C. to die once and for all.
 Melanie C. was grabbed from behind before she could enter the Women's Bathroom to talk to Victoria.  Goldfish Man strangled Melanie C. from behind.  Melanie C. struggled to free herself from Goldfish Man's strangulation grip without success.  The doomed girl was dying.
 Melanie C. tried to speak as she was being strangled from behind with Goldfish Man's right arm pressed on her throat.  She was unable to do so.  Melanie C. tried to breathe as she was being strangled from behind with Goldfish Man's right arm pressed on her throat.  She was unable to do so.  Melanie C. was unable to do anything except die slowly and painfully.
 Melanie C. closed her eyes and she stopped breathing.  Goldfish Man checked for a pulse and found none.  He released his strangulation grip allowing the dead woman to fall lifelessly to the floor.
 Melanie C. was once full of life and now she was lying down defeated, killed and murdered.  It took a while, but the woman was finally brought to justice.  No Dandelion Girl is allowed to survive this level.  All Dandelion Girls must die before this level is completed.  Melanie C. was a Dandelion Girl and she didn't survive this level.  She's finally dead.
 Melanie C. is no longer alive.  Melanie C. is legally dead.
Goldfish Man walked over Melanie C.'s dead body.  He walked towards the Women's Bathroom for the chance to attack and kill Victoria Beckham.  Time for Victoria Beckham to die.
 Goldfish Man entered the Women's Bathroom while Victoria applied makeup that he wanted to use instead.  He punished Victoria for doing so by having her strangled from behind.  His right arm pressed on her throat while his left arm restrained the doomed dying girl.  She struggled to survive, but Goldfish Man was determined to kill her.  No Dandelion Girl is allowed to survive this level and Victoria was still alive.  Now she's dying because no Dandelion Girl was allowed to survive this level.  Now she gets her chance to die as punishment for all of her actions.
 Last chance for Victoria to squirm free, but Goldfish Man refused to compromise.  He wants her dead and she found herself forced to obey with determination to kill her.  She tried to apologize, but the strangulation grip made it impossible for her to speak.  Victoria closed her eyes as her death got closer to becoming a reality.
 Victoria stopped breathing and she was dead before her corpse hit the floor.  Goldfish Man checked for a pulse and he found none.  Victoria Beckham is dead.  And with her death, the Second Safe House finally fell under the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse control.
Victoria Beckham is no longer alive.  Victoria Beckham is legally dead.
******
Inept Mystic Warrior and Lame Lad turned a corner when they encountered Arianne Zucker.  Arianne smiled with pride as she faced both of her victimizers.
Arianne said, "You may have defeated all of Sarah McLachlan's plans, but you'll never prevent me from escaping by killing me.  We shall continue fighting for all eternity."
Lame Lad said, "We can't allow the girl to escape.  She must die now."
Inept Mystic Warrior said, "Allow me to have the honors."
 Inept Mystic Warrior grabbed Arianne Zucker by her vagina as he pushed her across the room before slamming her against the wall.  Arianne looked at Inept Mystic Warrior with a blank empty expression before she lifelessly slid down the wall and crashed onto the floor.  Arianne has been defeated and murdered once and for all.
 Arianne Zucker is no longer alive.  Arianne Zucker is legally dead.
Inept Mystic Warrior and Lame Lad celebrated by eating Certs and Tic Tacs for cleaner and fresher breath.  Both of them walked down the hallway looking for more girls to kill.
Maria Kanellis looked at Mouse Lass as Mouse Lass blocked Maria Kanellis' efforts to escape justice once and for all.
Maria said, "So we fight against each other in battle once again."
Mouse Lass said, "We fight against each other one last time."
Maria said, "So you think.  But I believe that I'm about to escape."
 Mouse Lass tried to punch Maria and had no effect.  Maria smiled as she punched Mouse Lass so hard that Mouse Lass started to stagger.  Maria punched Mouse Lass twice and kicked Mouse Lass.  Mouse Lass tried to kick Maria and had no effect.  Efforts to punch Maria failed for Mouse Lass.  Maria kicked Mouse Lass and nearly killed the victimizer.
Mouse Lass cried out, "I'm in distress.  Help me kill Maria before she murders me."
Lame Lad attacked Maria with a chainsaw that plunged into her stomach.  Maria started to stagger as Lame Lad attacked her with a chainsaw a few more times. 
Maria staggered as Inept Mystic Warrior grabbed her by the vagina and pushed her backwards into a glass mirror.  Shreds of the broken mirror imbedded into Maria as Inept Mystic Warrior continued to grab her by the vagina. 
 Maria stopped breathing before she fell face first and then died.  Maria's threat against the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse has been defeated forever.
Maria Kanellis is no longer alive.  Maria is legally dead.
Mouse Lass said, "Thanks for killing that horrible woman.  Thanks for saving me."
Inept Mystic Warrior said, "Let's celebrate by eating Certs and Tic Tacs."
Lame Lad said, "Sounds like a wonderful idea."
Nancy O'Dell approached the three with a smile.
Nancy said, "I should be escaping, but I'm going to kill all three of you instead."
Inept Mystic Warrior said, "Not if I have anything to say about it."
 Nancy said, "You actually believe you have a chance at killing me?  Think again.  I shall be the bane of your existence and there's nothing you can do about it."
Inept Mystic Warrior said, "Sorry lady, but today is the day that you're defeated once and for all."
 Nancy asked, "What are you going to do?  Wait for somebody else to kill me while you wait for Make Believe People to stage a murder attack that you refuse to launch against me?  Don't make me laugh.  You're pathetic."
Nancy punched Mouse Lass before kicking Lame Lad causing both victimizers to fall to the ground.
Nancy said, "Now it's time to kill both Mouse Lass and Lame Lad.  You can only stop me from doing so by killing me."
Inept Mystic Warrior said, "Then I have no choice but to murder you."
Inept Mystic Warrior grabbed Nancy O'Dell by her vagina and dragged her halfway across the room and slammed her against the wall.  Nancy stopped breathing before she crashed lifelessly to the floor.  Mouse Lass and Lame Lad stood up alive and well.  The Inept Mystic Warrior gave high fives to both Mouse Lass and Lame Lad. 
Nancy O'Dell is no longer alive.  Nancy O'Dell is legally dead.
******
Sarah McLachlan was the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls.  And she hid from the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse from the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander Dandelion Girls.  Doomed to be the last Dandelion Girl to be murdered by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse, Sarah McLachlan is getting closer towards her destined death scene.  But until that happens, Sarah McLachlan continues to work behind the scenes in her doomed efforts to destroy the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.  Feeling confident that she's not in danger of being murdered, Sarah McLachlan brewed coffee and sat on a couch in the living room of the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls.
 The coffee was both soothing and relaxing.  At for that moment of time, it was as if all was right with the world.  But she knew that all wasn't right with the world.  The Dandelion Girls was getting wiped out girl by girl and soon she'll be the last survivor left to kill.  And she wasn't excited about her unavoidable death while secretly sexually turned on and excited about her doomed demise.  She brushed aside such thoughts of fatalism as she took another sip of coffee.
 Sarah McLachlan tried to contact Julia Louise-Dreyfus by her cell phone, but she couldn't because Julia Louise-Dreyfus was legally dead.  And when that failed, she tried to contact Reba McEntire by her cell phone, but she couldn't because Reba McEntire was legally dead.  And when that failed, she tried to contact Teri Hatcher by her cell phone, but she couldn't because Teri Hatcher was legally dead.  Sarah McLachlan was running out of Dandelion Girls willing to die instead of her. 
 Doom overwhelmed Sarah McLachlan when she realized that she had no choice but to lead the last ever Dandelion Girl Assault Squad herself.  And since every single all girl assault squad always ends up getting wiped out girl by girl all the way down to zero, the time has come for Sarah McLachlan to be killed and defeated.  The end has arrived sooner than Sarah McLachlan would've preferred.
******
Winona Ryder was Deputy Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls.  She walked down the night covered streets when she realized a male presence was walking behind her.
Winona asked, "What do you want?"
Captain Parakeet stood behind Winona and said, "You know what I want.  I need to murder you as punishment for your crimes."
Winona Ryder said, "I'm not planning to die anytime soon."
 Winona spun around and she punched Captain Parakeet.  Captain Parakeet tried to punch the doomed girl and she dodged the blow.  Winona kicked Captain Parakeet seven times and she punched him five times.  Captain Parakeet doubled over in so much pain, that attempting to punch her eighteen times and kicking her ten times failed badly.  Winona punched him and he further doubled over in pain.
Winona said, "You must try harder if you're planning to kill me."
Captain Parakeet replied, "I intent to try harder young lady.  I can't allow you to survive long enough to see the morning.  And since Sarah McLachlan, Chloe Sevigny, Sara Evans and yourself is leading the last ever Dandelion Girl Assault Squad, the need to kill you is much greater than before."
 Captain Parakeet punched Winona Ryder and he shoved the girl against a metal railing/fence and forced her to bend over it.  Winona struggled to free herself, but her efforts was in vain.  Dandelion Girl #1 attacked.  Dandelion Girl #2 attacked.  Captain Parakeet kicked Dandelion Girl #1 in the stomach and she lay down legally dead.  Captain Parakeet punched Dandelion Girl #2 in the stomach and she lay down legally dead.
 Captain Parakeet continued to force Winona Ryder to bend over a metal fence/railing as he pulled out a knife to stab her in the back. 
Winona Ryder said, "You don't have the courage nor the guts to kill me.  You're too much in love with me to complete the killing blow."
Chloe Sevigny stood behind Captain Parakeet and she said, "Just what do you think you're doing?"
Captain Parakeet said, "I need three more guys to wrestle against Chloe Sevigny and Sara Evans so they won't prevent me from killing Winona Ryder.  I'll have to attack and kill Winona later on."
Winona said as Captain Parakeet vanished into the night, "Don't hurry back on my account."
 Chloe Sevigny said, "It's a good thing that Sara Evans and I wasn't wrestling with three guys destined to kill us both.  Sarah and I were able to save you from being murdered Winona."
Sara Evans replied, "Chloe and I won't be so lucky if Captain Parakeet brought along three buddies to kill us both with next time."
 Sara Evans faced Alison Mack and said, "Winona, Chloe and I need to take the last two Dandelion Girls Armed Guards with us to the Secret Lair of the Dandelion Girls.  We need a fourth girl to prevent Winona Ryder and the last two Dandelion Girls Armed Guards from being killed while the three Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killers assigned to kill Chloe and I delay us both with a violent murderous attack."
Alison replied, "I thought that only five Dandelion Girls are allowed to survive to the next level and no Dandelion Girls are allowed to survive to the final level.  In order for me to escape on the ship to the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls, either Chloe Sevigny, Sarah Evans or Winona Ryder has to die." 
 Alison Mack said, "I don't want to die in a sadomasochistic murder attack.  I don't want Chloe Sevigny, Sara Evans or Winona Ryder to die instead of me."
Winona replied, "We don't need to allow the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to define the conditions for our survival.  I'd feel better with a fourth girl helping me defeat Captain Parakeet.  I almost died the last time he tried to murder me."
 Winona Ryder said, "I won't be so lucky next time if poor Sara and Chloe is distracted by the Three Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killers destined to murder them both.  The last of the Dandelion Girls need to think better and think smarter."
Chloe replied, "I agree.  Us girls needs to think quicker and think better if we're going to survive long enough to see morning." 
 Chloe said, "The escape vehicle to the Secret Lair of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse leaves immediately.  We don't have time for half hearted indecision."
Sara replied,  "Us girls are doomed if the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse sneaks on board the escape vehicle and the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse outnumbers the Dandelion Girls four against three when the last two Dandelion Girls Armed Guards are murdered.  I don't want to die."
 Alison Mack replied, "Ok, I'll help you girls out.  But first, I left my purse behind in the Safehouse.  I need to enter the Safehouse to get my purse."
 Alison Mack said, "Don't worry ladies, I know where my purse is located.  It was stolen from me and hidden in a very particular spot that's easy and quick to get to."
Winona replied, "Forget about your purse.  You can always get a new purse.  Don't place yourself in danger of being murdered over a stolen purse." 
 Winona said, "Sara, Chloe and I will accompany you if you need to get the purse."
Chloe said, "Winona is right.  It's too dangerous for Alison Mack to enter the Safehouse alone.  Not when it has already fallen into the control of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."
 Chloe said, "Casino Killer #1, Casino Killer #2 and Casino Killer #3 is getting closer.  Sara and I will need to fight all three of them in order to give Winona and Alison more time to escape."
 Alison Mack said, "Winona is on her own.  I need to get my purse alone.  Don't try to argue with me, because I'm determined to regain my purse alone."
 Alison replied, "I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but getting my stolen purse back is important."
Sara Evans replied, "Then I guess Chloe Sevigny and I will need to fight Casino Killer #1, Casino Killer #2 and Casino Killer #3 ourselves.  Hopefully, Winona Ryder won't die in the process."
Sara replied, "Life would be much easier if you took the Fourth Girl role much more seriously Alison.  We really need your assistance."
Alison replied, "That may be true, but getting my purse back is necessary.  I can't let those jerks think they can steal my purse and get away with it."
Alison replied, "Good luck and don't get murdered."
Alison Mack walked off.
Chloe Sevigny quckly lost track of Sara Evans as she walked off in pursuit of Casino Killer #1 with intent to murder him.  Sara Evans kicked him.  Casino Killer #1 tried to stab her between her breasts, but she easily dodged the attack.
Chloe said, "You're going to be better than that if you're planning to murder me."
Casino Killer #1 said, "Be patient young lady, this fight has only just started."
 Chloe kicked Casino Killer #1 twice and she punched him once.
Chloe said, "You really lost your touch.  I'd be dead by now if you were truly effective in murdering women.  Maybe you should try a different line of work instead."
Casino Killer #1 said, "Be patient, I'll get around to killing you."
Chloe Sevigny got Casino Killer #1 in a strangulation grip.
Chloe said with a smile, "Patience is something that I don't have much of."
Casino Killer tried to say while Chloe got him in a strangulation grip, "Somebody help me.  Chloe needs to be murdered before she completely does me in."
Chloe said with pride, "There isn't anybody around to save you by killing me.  You're screwed."
 And as Chloe Sevigny got Casino Killer #1 in a strangulation grip, Sara Evans was busy chasing after Casino Killer #2.  She tackled him and they fell on top of each other.  Sara lay on Casino Killer #2 breasts on chest and vagina on groin.  She punched him ten times as he tried to squirm away from her before she seduces him.
 Sara said, "Where are you going?  I need to show you what sex with a woman feels like."
Casino Killer #2 said, "Help, somebody needs to stop Sara Evans from seducing me by killing her.  I'm about to slip into a coma from sexual contact with her."
 Casino Killer #2 tried to punch Sara Evans, but her left hand blocked the blow while her right hand held him down as she lay on him.
Sara Evans said, "Oh no you don't, you're going to lay here and cooperate."
Casino Killer #2 said, "Help, somebody must kill Sara Evans now!"
 Casino Killer #2 started to slip into a coma as Sara Evans lovingly kissed him as her breasts was pressed against his chest.  It was too late.  Sara Evans is winning.
 Casino Killer #1 went limp from strangulation.  Casino Killer #3 never rescued Casino Killer #1 by killing Chloe Sevigny.  Casino Killer #3 never rescued Casino Killer #2 by killing Sara Evans.  The reason for that was simple.  Taryn Manning grabbed Casino Killer from behind with a strangulation grip.  Casino Killer #3 went limp as Taryn pressed her breasts against his spine while she continued to strangle Casino Killer #3 to defeat.
Taryn Manning faced Chloe Sevigny and Sara Evans.  Taryn said, "It looks as if I saved you both in the nick of time.  Both of you would've been killed by Casino Killer #3 if I wasn't there to rescue you barely in the nick of time.  And I altered the settings so that the only way to resurrect Casino Killer #1, Casino Killer #2 and Casino Killer #3 is to murder me."
Captain Parakeet stood behind Taryn Manning as he waited for the nubile sexually seductive teenage girl to give him an opening needed to murder her.  Taryn fails to realize it, but the doomed teenage girl is about to die in a serial killing murder attack.  It's necessary to murder Taryn immediately to prevent Taryn from rescuing Winona Ryder from dying when the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse sneaks on board the escape vehicle and the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse outnumbers the Dandelion Girls four against three when the last two Dandelion Girls Armed Guards are murdered.  Taryn Manning must die in a murder attack to prevent the Dandelion Girls from equaling their murderers four against four.
****** 
Alison Mack took a deep breath as she walked away from Winona Ryder, Chloe Sevigny and Sara Evans.  She took another deep breath before she entered the Safehouse.  It's necessary to murder Alison immediately to prevent Alison from rescuing Winona Ryder from dying when the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse sneaks on board the escape vehicle and the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse outnumbers the Dandelion Girls four against three when the last two Dandelion Girls Armed Guards are murdered.  Alison Mack must die in a murder attack to prevent the Dandelion Girls from equaling their murderers four against four.
Alison Mack spotted Dumbass Man and Lame Lad holding her purse.  Alison approached the two men with a violent determination to murder them both.
Alison said, "There's my purse."
Dumbass Man said, "You can't have your purse."
Alison asked, "What the fuck are you going to do with a purse?"
Lame Lad replied, "That's not for you to know about."
Alison replied, "Ok, you both had your fun.  Now give me back my purse and you both won't suffer a long protracted death.  I promise to make it short and sweet."
Dumbass Man grabbed Alison's left arm and swung her against a wall.  Lame Lad kicked her from behind as her vagina and breasts as well as the rest of her body was still pressed against the wall.
Lame Lad and Dumbass Man ran out of the Safehouse and into the Aquarium next door.  Dandelion Girl #1 and Dandelion Girl #2 stood in the way.  Lame Lad stabbed Dandelion Girl #1 between her breasts and she lay down legally dead.  Dumbass Man stabbed Dandelion Girl #2 between her breasts and she lay down legally dead.  Alison Mack entered the Aquarium and chased after her victimizers.
Dumbass Man kicked Dandelion Girl #3 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.  Lame Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #4 in the stomach and punched Dandelion Girl #5 in the stomach and both girls lay down legally dead.  Dumbass Man kicked Dandelion Girl #6 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.  Lame Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #7 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.  Alison kicked Lame Lad and he crashed into Dumbass Man.  Both men fell to the ground.
Alison motioned Dandelion Girl #8 and Dandelion Girl #9 towards her.
Alison said, "Pick up Lame Lad and Dumbass Man, tie them up, gag them and toss them both in the piranha fish tank."
Dandelion Girl #8 said, "I shall do so with pleasure."
Dumbass Man was still lying down when he kicked Dandelion Girl #9 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.  Lame Lad was still lying down when he kicked Dandelion Girl #8 in the vagina, he stood up and punched Dandelion Girl #10 and both girls lay down legally dead.  Dumbass Man stood up and he punched Dandelion Girl #11 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.
Lame Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #12 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.  Dumbass Man punched Alison in the stomach and she fell backwards.  Dumbass Man kicked Dandelion Girl #13 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.  Lame Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #14 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.
Lame Lad tied Alison's feet together.  Lame Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #15 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.  Dumbass Man kicked Dandelion Girl #16 in the vagina and punched Dandelion Girl #17 in the stomach.  Both girls lay down legally dead.  Lame Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #18 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.
Lame Lad tied Alison's arms together over her head.  Alison was gagged.  Lame Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #19 in the vagina and punched Dandelion Girl #20 and Dandelion Girl #21.  All three girls lay down legally dead.  Dumbass Man punched Dandelion Girl #22, Dandelion Girl #23, Dandelion Girl #24 before he kicked Dandelion Girl #25 in the vagina.  All four girls lay down legally dead.  Lame Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #26 in the vagina and she lay down legally dead.
Alison Mack rope was attached to Alison's arms which was tied above her head.  The doomed girl was dangled over the fish tank of piranha fish tank.  The rope was cut and Alison fell into the fish tank filled with piranha fish.
Alison Mack didn't scream in pain and fear because the doomed sexually provocative nubile teenage girl was gagged.  The piranha started eating Alison until there was nothing left for the piranha fish to eat.  Alison Mack is no longer alive.  Alison Mack is legally dead.
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Taryn Manning grabbed Captain Parakeet and held him from behind in a strangulation grip.  Taryn's breasts and vagina was pressed against Captain Parakeet as she held him from behind firmly.  He could still stab her while she held him from behind in a strangulation grip, but not when Winona Ryder, Sara Evans and Chloe Sevigny was looking closely at the doomed nubile teenage girl. 
Taryn said, "We should bring Captain Parakeet with us to the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls.  He can tell us where the Secret City of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse is located so we can blow it up."
Chloe faced Taryn and said, "If we bring him along and he murders you, then Casino Killer #1, Casino Killer #2 and Casino Killer #3 returns to live, gets on board the escape vehicle to murder Winona Ryder and the last two Dandelion Girls Armed Guards.  Then nothing will save Sara Evans and I from being killed when Sarah McLachlan sends us both out to distract Casino Killer #1, Casino Killer #2 and Casino Killer #3 inside the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls.  We must kill Captain Parakeet now while we have the chance."
Chloe said, "I'm a teenage girl and I'm too young to die late at night before morning returns."
Winona said, "You're not the only girl who doesn't want to die late at night.  All of us girls feel the same way.  But no more murders will be possible as long as there are safety in numbers."
Winona said, "Captain Parakeet might think that all four of us girls are easy to kill, but he got a really big surprise waiting if he tries to kill me in a serial murder attack."
Taryn said, "I don't want to die either.  But we need information that only Captain Parakeet has.  We need to take him hostage to get the information that only he has."
Taryn said, "We can try to get the information now before we board the escape vehicle."
Captain Parakeet said, "I'll only tell you girls the way to enter the Secret City of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse so you can blow it up when we reach the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls."
Winona Ryder said, "You're only saying that so you can have the chance to murder both Taryn and myself.  Well, it's not going to work.  You won't get the chance to kill me inside the escape vehicle."
Captain Parakeet grabbed Winona and he tried to shove her against the hood of a car to stab her from behind.  Winona punched him with a smirk on her face.
Winona said with enthusiasm, "Nice try asshole, but I'm still alive and breathing."
Winona Ryder, Chloe Sevigny and Sara Evans looked away, but he can't stab Taryn's left side with his knife to murder her because they are not in the Escape Craft yet.  Taryn's death must be delayed.  The nubile sexually seductive and sexually provocative teenage girl gets to survive.
Sara Evans said, "Look, we don't have time to argue about this.  We must escape justice to live and fight another day right now."
 Sara continued, "I'd feel better if Captain Parakeet was killed right now.  That's all."
Taryn Manning said, "I'm bringing him along and there's nothing you can do about it."
Winona Ryder, Sara Evans, Chloe Sevigny, Taryn Manning and the last two Dandelion Girls Armed Guards entered the Escape Craft with Captain Parakeet as Taryn's hostage.  When Winona, Sara and Chloe looked away, Captain Parakeet dug his knife into Taryn's left side.  The nubile sexually seductive and sexually provocative teenage girl winced in pain before she lay down legally dead.  Taryn Manning is no longer alive.  Taryn Manning is legally dead.  Casino Killer #1, Casino Killer #2 and Casino Killer #3 entered the Escape Craft.  Dandelion Girl #1 and Dandelion Girl #2 was shredded and died while being transported by the Escape Craft. 
Winona Ryder was Deputy Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls.  Captain Parakeet stood behind her and it only took a few seconds for her to realize that fact. 
Winona said, "You didn't need to murder Taryn."
Captain Parakeet said, "What are you going to do about it?"
Winona Ryder said, "I'm going to murder you right now."
 Winona spun around and she punched Captain Parakeet.  Captain Parakeet tried to punch the doomed girl and she dodged the blow.  Winona kicked Captain Parakeet seven times and she punched him five times.  Captain Parakeet doubled over in so much pain, that attempting to punch her eighteen times and kicking her ten times failed badly.  Winona punched him and he further doubled over in pain.
Winona said, "You must try harder if you're planning to kill me."
Captain Parakeet replied, "I intent to try harder young lady.  I can't allow you to survive long enough to see the morning.  And since Sarah McLachlan, Chloe Sevigny, Sara Evans and yourself is leading the last ever Dandelion Girl Assault Squad, the need to kill you is much greater than before."
 Captain Parakeet punched Winona Ryder and he shoved the girl against a metal railing/fence and forced her to bend over it.  Winona struggled to free herself, but her efforts was in vain. 
 Captain Parakeet continued to force Winona Ryder to bend over a metal fence/railing as he pulled out a knife to stab her in the back. 
Winona Ryder said, "You don't have the courage nor the guts to kill me.  You're too much in love with me to complete the killing blow."
Captain Parakeet stabbed Winona Ryder in the back and the sexually seductive teenage girl died.  Winona Ryder is no longer alive.  Winona Ryder is legally dead.
The Escape Craft reached the Secret Lair of the Dandelion Girls.  Chloe Sevigny...
 And Sara Evans...
 approached Sarah McLachlan's private office as Captain Parakeet, Casino Killer #1, Casino Killer #2 and Casino Killer #3 invaded the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls. 
 Sarah McLachlan said, "It's too late.  This building has been compromised.  We must escape in a special Escape Craft that won't cause girls to be shredded in transport without the special device that was stolen from us.  I need you both to delay the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse while I set up the Second Escape Craft for use.
Sara Evans said, "Chloe and I will do as you command."
 Chloe Sevigny said, "Sara Evans and I will fight the invaders to our last dying breath."
Chloe Sevigny continued, "I only hope it doesn't come to that."
Chloe Sevigny and Sara Evans exited Sarah McLachlan's office. Chloe Sevigny quckly lost track of Sara Evans as she walked off in pursuit of Casino Killer #1 with intent to murder him.  Sara Evans kicked him.  Casino Killer #1 tried to stab her between her breasts, but she easily dodged the attack.
Chloe said, "You're going to be better than that if you're planning to murder me."
Casino Killer #1 said, "Be patient young lady, this fight has only just started."
 Chloe kicked Casino Killer #1 twice and she punched him once.
Chloe said, "You really lost your touch.  I'd be dead by now if you were truly effective in murdering women.  Maybe you should try a different line of work instead."
Casino Killer #1 said, "Be patient, I'll get around to killing you."
Chloe Sevigny got Casino Killer #1 in a strangulation grip.
Chloe said with a smile, "Patience is something that I don't have much of."
Casino Killer tried to say while Chloe got him in a strangulation grip, "Somebody help me.  Chloe needs to be murdered before she completely does me in."
Chloe said with pride, "There isn't anybody around to save you by killing me.  You're screwed."
Casino Killer #3 stabbed Chloe Sevigny in the back.  Chloe Sevigny started to drool blood as the dying girl fell to the ground in a puddle of her blood.  Chloe Sevigny is no longer alive.  Chloe Sevigny is legally dead.
Meanwhile, Sara Evans was busy chasing after Casino Killer #2.  She tackled him and they fell on top of each other.  Sara lay on Casino Killer #2 breasts on chest and vagina on groin.  She punched him ten times as he tried to squirm away from her before she seduces him.
 Sara said, "Where are you going?  I need to show you what sex with a woman feels like."
Casino Killer #2 said, "Help, somebody needs to stop Sara Evans from seducing me by killing her.  I'm about to slip into a coma from sexual contact with her."
 Casino Killer #2 tried to punch Sara Evans, but her left hand blocked the blow while her right hand held him down as she lay on him.
Sara Evans said, "Oh no you don't, you're going to lay here and cooperate."
Casino Killer #2 said, "Help, somebody must kill Sara Evans now!"
 Casino Killer #2 started to slip into a coma as Sara Evans lovingly kissed him as her breasts was pressed against his chest.  It was too late.  Sara Evans is winning.
Casino Killer #3 stabbed Sara Evans in the back.  Sara started to drool blood as Casino Killer #3 stabbed her from behind seven more times.  Sara Evans looked at Casino Killer #2 with a blank expression before she lay down on the floor and died.  Sara Evans is no longer alive.  Sara Evans is legally dead forever.
Captain Parakeet entered Sarah McLachlan's office.
Sarah McLachlan said, "It's too late.  I'm going to escape justice and you'll never get the chance to kill me."
Captain Parakeet said, "I can't allow that to happen.  I must kill you now."
Sarah McLachlan bent over the control panel.  Captain Parakeet stabbed Sarah McLachlan as she bent over the control panel.  Sarah McLachlan's dying body set off the self destruction device as she died while bent over the control panel.  Sarah McLachlan is no longer alive.  Sarah McLachlan is legally dead forever.
Every single girl in the Dandelion Girls are legally dead forever.  The Dandelion Girls are 100% extinct forever. 
Captain Parakeet said, "Hurry up, this building is about to explode.  Quick, use the Second Escape Craft."
Casino Killer #3 said, "We did it.  We wipe out every single girl in the Dandelion Girls."
Casino Killer #1 said, "The Dandelion Girls and their evil has been defeated forever."
Casino Killer #2 said, "We must escape now.  There's no time to waste."
Captain Parakeet, Casino Killer #1, Casino Killer #2 and Casino Killer #3 entered the Second Escape Craft and it left the Secret Lair of the Supreme Commander of the Dandelion Girls as it exploded into fragments.  All the buildings once owned by the now extinct Dandelion Girls blew up too.  The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse watched as all the dead bodies of the legally dead Dandelion Girls were destroyed in the explosion.  The Dandelion Girls are gone forever with no hope of return.

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