Monday, March 26, 2012

BLACK LEATHER


Did I mention that women who dress up in skin tight black leather are very cute and sexy.  And to answer your next question, I have yet to actually date a women who wore skin tight black leather.  I'm not even vaguely close to the part of town were women dressed in skin tight black leather tend to congregate.  The portion of Cleveland, Ohio that I live in tend to have vastly different sort of women altogether.  However, I do admit that women who dress in skin tight black leather are nice to look at.  Take Jennifer Lawrence for instance.  Jennifer Lawrence looks very cute and sexy in skin tight black leather.  If only I got to know her better.  Oh well, such things happen. 

Women who are experts in archery are also sexy.  Take Jennifer Lawrence for instance.  She's really good when it comes to archery.  The person she was aiming this arrow at won't bother Jennifer Lawrence anymore.  Nobody messes with Jennifer Lawrence and lives to tell about it.  Of course, it helps to have a great defense lawyer before shooting arrows at anybody to messes with you.  It helps to have really good aim.  IT ALSO HELPS TO BURY THE CORPSE BEFORE THE POLICE FINDS IT.  Ah yes, that's the most important of all.   And when Jennifer Lawrence is finished with archery in the forest, then it's Miller time.  Time to unwind and relax with beer.



Ah yes, life is good for Jennifer Lawrence.  Oh by the way, did I mention that women who take off their sweat pants and sweat shirts to put on their scuba diving suit for either scuba diving or surfing are also nice to look at.  I don't surf and I never met an actual woman who likes to scuba dive or surf.  However, women who takes off their sweat pants and sweat shirt to put on their scuba diving suits are very sexy to look at.











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