GRASS, GRASS, GRASS, GRASS, GRASS

When mowing the lawn, it's better to wear shoes.  Never mow the lawn while barefoot.  It's also important not to mow the lawn when you're wearing sandles.  I tell you now that you'll be asking for trouble if a lawnmower glides over your barefeet.  A man who mows the lawn with shoes and socks on is a person who will get the chance to inherit the Earth and enjoy the fruits of his spiritual labor.  Well, you can still inherit the Earth and enjoy the fruits of your spiritual labor after gliding a lawnmower over your barefeet.  However, you'll be in a lot of pain (and no doubt you'll be crippled too) while your busy inheriting the Earth and enjoying the fruits of your spirtual labor.

While I'm thinking about lawn mowers, here is a photo of film actress Marilyn Monroe and Hayley Williams (Lead singer of the rock band Paramore).