Tuesday, April 9, 2013

IT'S A BUSY DAY FOR LINDSAY LOHAN

She's either known as Lindsay Dee Lohan or Lindsay Morgan Lohan.  She was born in New York City, New York on July 2, 1986.  She's the eldest child of Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan (Who are currently divorced).  She has three younger siblings, Ali Lohan, Michael Junior and  Dakota "Cody".  It's not known if Lindsay Lohan ever attended school at all.  She may have been home schooled the entire time.  Why attend school when her professional career started at age three?  Lindsay was both an actress and a model since the age of three.  Most of her work from ages three to ten has been in commercials.  Her breakthrough arrived at the age of ten when she played the role of Alexandra "Alli" Fowler on the now canceled daytime soap opera Another World.  She started acting in comedy films for Disney a full year later.  She only recorded two albums.  Speak was released in 2004.  A Little More Personal (Raw) was released in 2005.  She has yet to record or release a third album.  Lindsay Lohan is much more preoccupied with acting and modeling jobs.













Aliana Taylor "Ali" Lohan was born on December 22, 1993.  It's not known if she ever attended school either.  Al Lohan has recorded three full length album (Her third album has yet to be released despite having a hit single as part of the yet to be entitled album).


Once upon a time, there was a young lady named Lindsay Lohan.  She used to be a squeaky clean wholesome young lady acting in squeaky clean wholesome Disney comedies.  Then she became an alcoholic.  Then she kept drinking and driving.  Then she started shoplifting jewelry.  And now she's in the courtroom again for yet another drunk driving accusation.









Well, it's official.  Lindsay Lohan's fate has been sealed.  She's been found guilty of drunk driving and now she's been sentenced to ninety days in rehab.  Her latest prison mug shot has already been made and is available to the paparazzi everywhere.  By now, everybody on the planet has seen Lindsay Lohan's latest prison mug shot.  For those who lost count, six mug shots of Lindsay Lohan after she got arrested and tossed in jail is available on the Internet to those who knows how to operate an Internet search engine.
But before Lindsay Lohan actually goes to rehab prison, she needs to fly to Brazil for actress related business regarding a photo shoot or something like that.  Then she needs to film an episode of fellow frequently locked up in rehab prison blog buddy Charlie Sheen's new sitcom Anger Management and then appear on Late Night with David Letterman.  Then Lindsay Lohan is ready to be locked up in rehab prison.  The judge agreed to Lindsay Lohan's terms so off she goes by airplane to Brazil for actress related business regarding a photo shoot or something like that.



































 









 The airplane eventually completed it's journey from Los Angeles, California to Guarulhos International Airport located in São Paulo, Brazil.





And there was a limousine already waiting for Lindsay Lohan and it's off to her hotel room.





Needless to say, this actress related business regarding a photo shoot or something like that in São Paulo, Brazil is very hard work.  And after the first day of this actress related business regarding a photo shoot or something like that, Lindsay Lohan needs to unwind and relax at an alcohol related nightclub to party the night away while drinking lots of bottled water, soda pop, coffee and fruit smoothies.  What else would Lindsay Lohan drink at an alcoholic nightclub?














Somebody was worried about monsters lurking under the tables at the nightclub.  So it was Lindsay Lohan's job to fight off all the monsters that might be lurking under the tables of the nightclub.  And it worked.  All the monsters that lurked under the tables were soundly defeated.  Oh yes, Lindsay is such a brave warrior to risk her life to fight evil no matter where it lurks.
 And for the second day of Lindsay Lohan's actress related business regarding a photo shoot or something like that in São Paulo, Brazil, she worked really really hard.  She was beyond exhausted from such hard work with her actress related business regarding a photo shoot, that she chose to unwind with a helecopter ride above the South American city of São Paulo, Brazil.














 And for the third day of Lindsay Lohan's actress related business regarding a photo shoot or something like that in São Paulo, Brazil exhausted her far beyond that of mortal humans.  So she understandably needed to relax by going swimming on the beach nearby her hotel with a huge smile on her face.  Of course Lindsay Lohan's happy because she's in the luxurious city of São Paulo, Brazil and she's on the sun drenched beaches of one of her favorite cities in South America.




























It's time for another exhuasting day of work at the John John Photoshoot at the Rua Oscar Freire located in  São Paulo, Brazil.  Posing for photos isn't easy, but the paycheck makes the hard work more than worth the effort.




 
 




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