And after going to Disney Land, Rachel McAdams went back home, ate dinner, watched television and went to bed. She woke up the next morning. Rachel McAdams spent the whole day worrying that her inability to have a normal sex drive and her inability to masturbate was the exclusive reason why Lost and all three installments of the film trilogy The Matrix never made any sence. And no matter how hard she tried to improve both her sex drive and her masturbation skills, she worried that her very presence was hurting Hollywood by causing film deals to become stagnent. Still, she worked through her inability to masturbate.
Rachel McAdams also spent the whole day worrying about whether it was her fault that the television show Twin Peaks never made any sense. Perhaps she needed to do some secret extra-special ritual in order to remote control the television show Twin Peaks towards a more logical path. And she spent the whole date talking about how impossible it was to apologize for being the exclusive reason why Twin Peaks never made any sense while on a date. Rachel kept telephoning the producers of Twin Peaks to apologize for sabotaging their television show with her inability to masturbate properly and ended up getting threatened with legal action. Oh well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. However, her date vanished without a trace halfway through her date, so she spent the rest of the night sobbing while watching another episode of the television show Dancing with the Stars. She was beyond excited that she was asked to dance in the next season of the program and she found herself saying yes. Rachel McAdams always wanted to be the winner of Dancing with the Stars almost as much as she wanted to be a contest judge on American Idol. Rachel McAdams wanted to be a contest judge on American Idol so much, she found herself throwing a temper tantrum about current American Idol contest judge Nicki Minaj. Rachel McAdams also found herself throwing a temper tantrum because Hustler Magazine founder and publisher Larry Flint wasn't relaxed or laid back enough. Perhaps a date with a chick might get Larry Flint to relax and chill out a bit more. Larry Flint also threatened legal action because Rachel McAdams was acting a bit too sexually aggressive for his comfort level.
Rachel McAdams ate dinner, watched television and went to bed. She woke up the next morning. And while driving her car, Rachel McAdams wrecked her car in a traffic accident with another woman's car. And Rachel and the other woman waited for the police to process the traffic accident while exchanging car insurance information.
So now Rachel McAdams can't drive her car for a while because she wrecked it in a car wreck.
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