Friday, April 5, 2013

GET OFF OF MY CLOUD

Georgia May Jagger is the biologic daughter of Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger.  She's also a fashion model.  And today, she's helping British Airway promote their brand new British Airways 777 aircraft.  And on April 3, 2013, Georgia May Jagger was in Australia to promote British Airway flights from England to Australia with their new luxury airlines that offers first class seat luxuries that most airlines doesn't provide.  So if you're British, you're wealthy and you're going on vacation to Australia, you might want to give British Airways 777 aircraft a try because if celebrities like Georgia May Jagger enjoys it, then you'll enjoy it too.
First, to best enjoy her flight on the British Airways 777 aircraft flight, Georgia May Jagger first needs to exit her limousine.




Second, in order to enjoy her British Airways 777 aircraft flight, Georgia May Jagger will need to sit inside one of the airplane engines for a while without getting chopped up in the process.  Mick Jagger will be furious that his daughter, Georgia May Jagger, just got chopped up in an airplane engine.  Mick Jagger will sue the airline into bankruptcy.


Third, in order to enjoy her British Airways 777 aircraft flight, Georgia May Jagger needs to be escorted inside the airplane.





Fourth, in order to enjoy her British Airways 777 aircraft flight, Georgia May Jagger will need to sit down in her first class airline seat and drink from the best champagne in town.  She's a wealthy and powerful woman and nothing but the best will do.



 Fifth, in order to enjoy her British Airways 777 aircraft flight, Georgia May Jagger will need to explore the entire first class section of the airplane.  If Georgia May Jagger finds anybody from either second or third class in the first class section, Georgia May Jagger will shriek and complain before having her rock star father, Mick Jagger, sue the airline blind.  And nobody wants Mick Jagger as an enemy.  So if you're in either the second or the third class section, don't enter the first class section if you want to stay on Georgia May Jagger's good side.




Thank you for flying British Airlines.  Enjoy your flight from Sydney Australia to London, England.

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