Saturday, April 6, 2013


And so Anakin Skywalker aka Darth Vader strangles is wife to death (While she's pregnant with fraternal twins), fights his former mentor turned sworn arch enemy (Only days after ironicly saving his life) and the same former mentor turned sworn arch enemy slices both arms and both legs (Or something like that) before Anakin falls into motlan lava.  So now he's unable to work as a Jedi Knight, becomes a widower, loses custody of both of his children, becomes a Sith Lord, becomes second in command of a dictatorship (Fun fact about Star Wars---Darth Vader is only merely the vice President.  Emperor Palpatine aka Darth Sidious is the actual leader of the Sith Lords).  Oh yes, Anakin Skywalker ends up being welded into a gastly suit of armor and he now has a tin can instead of his skull.  Now if Anakin Skywalker took the time to see a psychiatrist, he could've avoided all this from happening.  Perhaps Anakin Skywalker should've been flipping hamburgers at McDonalds instead of finding employment as a Jedi Knight since he's clearly not cut out for the job.  It's weird that a fool like Anakin Skywalker who kept losing his light saber when being forced to fight a girl to death in Star Wars Episode II---The Clone Wars suddenly becomes unreasonably successfull the second he becomes an evil Sith Lord and successfully knocks over the planet Hoth without fail.  It's like why can't Anakin be this brillient acting when he was fighting for the good guys.  Then again, life is too short to spend in obsessing on Star Wars characters all day long.
And as I'm lost in thought Long Long Ago in A Galaxy Far Far Away, here are some photos of Miley Cyrus.


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